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Link Related to Canada in some say No, dogs don't have to be bilingual in Montreal
Funny | 208720 hits | 12:57 PM on Friday | posted by Hyack
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A fictitious story about a controversial Montreal bylaw proposal requiring dogs to be comfortable in the country's two official languages has rippled through the realms of social media and fooled even some seasoned news sites.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Pole position: Motorists swerve around hydro pole smack in the middle of Quebec highway | Daily Buzz
Funny | 208662 hits | 9:32 AM on Tuesday | posted by Robair
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The Montreal area has been complaining about its outdated infrastructure for years, but residents will surely spare some of their whinging for this newly-paved road. Stare hard at the photo above and you will notice that there is a massive hydro pole prot
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20817
Ohio woman accused of breaking into home, cleaning it and leaving $75 bill pleads guilty
Funny | 208172 hits | 10:11 AM on Friday | posted by Robair
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WESTLAKE, Ohio - A woman accused of breaking into a home west of Cleveland, cleaning it and leaving a bill for $75 has pleaded guilty to attempted burglary.
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20854
Nobel Peace Prize awarded to European Union
Funny | 208537 hits | 8:18 AM on Friday | posted by martin14
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The EU wins the Nobel Peace Prize for six decades of advancement of peace, reconciliation and human rights in Europe.
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20841
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Funny | 208409 hits | 10:54 AM on Friday | posted by saturn_656
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Tongue-in-cheek warning part of a public health campaign urging better preparation for disasters and emergencies
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20778
Who's your daddy?
Funny | 207781 hits | 1:47 PM on Thursday | posted by saturn_656
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* Mobile clinic offers paternity, other biological tests* U.S. demand for DNA testing steadily increasing* Experts concerned about accuracy, psychological impact
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20851
Nude photos of Prince Harry surface online
Funny | 208507 hits | 8:06 AM on Wednesday | posted by Regina
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Celebrity gossip site TMZ.com published two pictures of the 27-year-old royal cavorting with what they called a mystery woman in a VIP suite
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20870
Link Related to Canada in some say Sun News : Guest orders 'pillow fort' suite and Winnipeg hotel delivers
Funny | 208704 hits | 9:56 AM on Thursday | posted by Ekimprox
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When Calgary resident Gord Relph booked a room at Winnipeg's Fairmont Hotel, there was an option to provide special instructions. "So I wrote down, 'Pre-made pillow fort, and a vanilla Coke'."
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20766
London Mayor Boris Johnson gets stuck on Olympic zipline
Funny | 207657 hits | 9:44 AM on Wednesday | posted by Hyack
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Boris Johnson, London's always colourful mayor, was literally left hanging in an east London park today when an Olympic stunt didn't go quite as planned.
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20801
Link Related to Canada in some say A Canadian Navy Petty Officer Speaks Out.
Funny | 208007 hits | 9:07 PM on Tuesday | posted by Freakinoldguy
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The Petty Officer talks about his naval experiences (This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's i...
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20803
Link Related to Canada in some say Light hair, heavy foot: Speeder claims B.C. police 'targeting blonds'
Funny | 208029 hits | 6:21 PM on Tuesday | posted by snookums
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Abbotsford Police Const. Ian MacDonald thought he'd heard every excuse in the book.
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20877
Nigeria "robbers" accidentally blow up own bus
Funny | 208769 hits | 11:58 AM on Thursday | posted by DrCaleb
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PORT HARCOURT (Reuters) - A suspected armed robber was killed when explosives his gang was transporting accidentally went off in the centre of Nigeria's main oil city of Port Harcourt on Thursday, police
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20871
Lost budgie taken home after it recites entire address
Funny | 208706 hits | 11:32 AM on Thursday | posted by DrCaleb
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The bird escaped from a house in the Sagamihara district of Yokohama on Sunday morning, Kyodo News reported, and made its way to the city centre. After finding its way into a hotel, it came to rest on the shoulder of one of the guests before it was appreh
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20772
Link Related to Canada in some say Riding in cars with Bev
Funny | 207715 hits | 6:15 AM on Wednesday | posted by Regina
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Oda takes taxpayers for a ride
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20856
Link Related to Canada in some say What quirky Canadian twin city pairings can you come up with?
Funny | 208558 hits | 2:00 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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For the city of Dull, Scotland, the choice of which town across the globe it should pair with was an easy one - Boring, Ore. The two communities are now preparing to link up formally as sister communities
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20820
Curses! Austrian town fights to change dirty name
Funny | 208204 hits | 3:03 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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Having endured countless prank calls and rampant thefts of street signs for years, a small Austrian hamlet with an unfortunate name is reportedly fighting with another over a new identity.
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20798
Sloth photobombs volunteers in Costa Rica
Funny | 207975 hits | 8:44 PM on Friday | posted by Hyack
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A team of international student volunteers posing for a portrait at the end of their sojourn in Costa Rica are joined by a surprise intruder: a sloth, who slow-bombed the picture at the last second.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Drunken trio scrubbed clean at carwash
Funny | 208137 hits | 4:19 PM on Wednesday | posted by Robair
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Police have issued warnings to a trio of 23-year-old Abbotsford men for an embarrassing late night drunken escapade. After a night of drinking, the men stripped down, hopped in a shopping cart and rode it through the 24-hour carwash.
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20856
Link Related to Canada in some say YouTube reposts version of arrested Alberta man's 'Bohemian Rhapsody
Funny | 208562 hits | 7:18 AM on Tuesday | posted by Alta_redneck
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EDSON — YouTube has reposted a popular video of an Alberta man belting out “Bohemian Rhapsody” while riding in the back of an RCMP cruiser.
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Kony 2012 campaigner Jason Russell detained for masturbating in public | World news | guardian.co.uk
Funny | 207894 hits | 3:30 PM on Friday | posted by Guy_Fawkes
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Russell, co-founder of Invisible Children, allegedly vandalised cars and made sexual gestures while wearing his underwear
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20826
Drunk Amish youths crash buggy
Funny | 208256 hits | 11:22 AM on Tuesday | posted by DrCaleb
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Four Amish youths were charged with underage drinking after their horse-drawn buggy collided with a police cruiser in upstate New York, authorities said Monday. Police were dispatched to the town of Sherman on Sunday night in response to complaints ab
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20789
Snowboarding Opossum becomes internet darling
Funny | 207876 hits | 1:06 PM on Saturday | posted by Hyack
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An snowboarding opossum named Ratatouille has become something of a mascot for the Liberty Mountain Ski Resort, which posted the video of his unusual abilities online.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Penguins march down the aisle for passengers mid-flight
Funny | 207880 hits | 11:38 PM on Friday | posted by Hyack
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'Is anyone here allergic to penguins?' That was the question passengers on Delta Flight 486 heard from their pilot, before being treated to an appearance by some very special guests this past Wednesday.
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20796
Top 10 dumb quotes by pro athletes
Funny | 207961 hits | 12:45 PM on Thursday | posted by Strutz
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NFL player Brady Quinn has apologized to Tim Tebow for negative comments Quinn made about the Denver Broncos’ starting quarterback in a GQ article. Quinn said Tebow’s fan support gave him an advantage and that Tebow was less than humble in his Christian f
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Link Related to Canada in some say Dead dog offered credit card
Funny | 208171 hits | 10:02 PM on Saturday | posted by Strutz
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Kelly Sloan’s dog Spark could be eligible for up to $30,000 in credit, even though the sheltie-spaniel mix died 10 years ago.
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Link Related to Canada in some say It's not easy being Steve
Funny | 208197 hits | 8:51 PM on Monday | posted by MetroTO
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A man from Newmarket, Ontario shares his name with our prime minister. He finds that being named Stephen Harper can have both perks and downfalls.
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20832
Link Related to Canada in some say Retired US Marine creates joke video pitching 'Canada' for American president
Funny | 208320 hits | 2:14 PM on Friday | posted by Robair
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A mocking You Tube video created by a retired U.S. marine offers up the Great White North for "Canadacy" in the U.S. presidential race and is racking up tens of thousands of page views and plenty of comments.
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20862
Link Related to Canada in some say 'The cat ate my Whopper' tops list of silly 911 calls
Funny | 208619 hits | 9:09 PM on Friday | posted by Strutz
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The Chatham-Kent Police Service has released its top 10 silliest calls placed to 911 dispatch in 2011.
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20893
Crocodile snatches lawnmower from Aussie park worker
Funny | 208931 hits | 4:20 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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A giant saltwater crocodile named Elvis with an apparent affinity for household machinery charged at an Australian reptile park worker Wednesday before stealing his lawn mower.
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20850
New York Times mistakenly spams 8.6 million people
Funny | 208500 hits | 4:01 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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The New York Times thought it was sending an email to a few hundred people who had recently cancelled subscriptions, offering them a 50 per cent discount for 16 weeks to lure them back. Instead, Wednesday's offer went to 8.6 million email addresses of peo
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20836
Mistletoe shortage thwarts Christmas kisses
Funny | 208358 hits | 10:25 PM on Friday | posted by Strutz
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A mistletoe shortage across North America has followed dry conditions in the southern U.S, leaving many families without a romantic holiday tradition in their homes.
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20851
Ugly-sweater parties boost garment's popularity
Funny | 208512 hits | 7:21 PM on Friday | posted by Strutz
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Ugly-Christmas-sweater parties are so popular that thrift stores and specialty retailers are making sure the kitschy clothing is in stock, and enterprising entrepreneurs are cashing in.
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20829
Contest winner crashes Lamborghini, 6 hours after win
Funny | 208286 hits | 9:51 AM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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A U.S. man who won a $380,000 Lamborghini in a contest by a convenience store chain says he crashed the sports car six hours after he got it.
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Dog shoots man in the butt
Funny | 209261 hits | 9:21 PM on Sunday | posted by Strutz
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A Utah duck hunter took 27 pellets of birdshot in the butt when he was shot by his dog
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20789
What do you tell your kids about Santa Claus?
Funny | 207889 hits | 9:14 PM on Saturday | posted by Strutz
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FOX News Chicago anchor Robin Robinson found herself on viewers' naughty list after saying Santa Claus doesn't exist during a live broadcast.
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Link Related to Canada in some say More complaints of stolen sex toys and panties in N.B.
Funny | 208177 hits | 9:48 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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RCMP in New Brunswick say more people are coming forward complaining that sex toys and women's underwear were stolen from their homes.
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20779
Putin claims 7 billionth person is Russian
Funny | 207787 hits | 9:47 PM on Saturday | posted by Hyack
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KALININGRAD, Russia - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin hailed a two-day old Russian boy as the world’s seven billionth person on Wednesday, weighing into a bizarre scramble to claim a title that is almost impossible to verify.
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5-year-old looking for her mother backs car out of driveway onto Ohio street and calls police
Funny | 207905 hits | 11:19 AM on Wednesday | posted by Robair
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Authorities say a 5-year-old looking for her mother in Ohio backed a car out of the driveway, then called police dispatchers for help.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Road trip! American student joins rebels in fight for Qaddafi stronghold
Funny | 207961 hits | 10:19 AM on Friday | posted by DanSC
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Chris Jeon, a 21-year-old university student from Los Angeles, California,shrugging cooly, declared: “It is the end of my summer vacation, so I thought it would be cool to join the rebels. This is one of the only real revolutions” in the world.
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Hoax sign warns drivers of panda rampage
Funny | 208822 hits | 2:54 PM on Friday | posted by Hyack
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A wave of "panda-monium" has swept through a northern Arizona city thanks to a mischievous street sign hacker who warned motorists of a "ROGUE PANDA ON RAMPAGE."
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Link Related to Canada in some say In defence of Pamela Anderson
Funny | 208177 hits | 6:18 PM on Sunday | posted by Hyack
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LOS ANGELES - "Mutton dressed as lamb." This is a wry, old British idiom I heard the other day that wickedly describes how older women can look when they try to dress in young, hip clothes.
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Montana dog becomes local celebrity for his math skills
Funny | 208528 hits | 1:54 PM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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Labrador Retrievers are known for their hunting skills and friendly dispositions, but Beau, a black Lab who lives in Montana, is winning acclaim for his math abilities
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Link Related to Canada in some say Mayor's big rock removed from ex-wife's property
Funny | 208011 hits | 9:09 PM on Tuesday | posted by Hyack
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A small-town Quebec mayor who left a 20-tonne boulder in front of his ex-wife's house as a prank has removed the massive rock.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Mayor's gift to ex-wife? A 20-ton boulder on her lawn
Funny | 208953 hits | 6:55 PM on Monday | posted by Hyack
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MONTREAL — A small-town mayor could face criminal charges after he delivered an unwelcome birthday present to his ex-wife: a 20-ton boulder, topped with a pink ribbon, dumped on her front lawn.
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75-year-old pilot explains encounter with F-16s
Funny | 208214 hits | 8:11 PM on Friday | posted by wildrosegirl
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Myrtle Rose was taking a short flight over suburban Chicago when the 75-year-old aviation enthusiast looked out her cockpit window to see two F-16 fighter jets. She assumed the military pilots were just slowing down to get a closer look at her antique pla
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Woman smashes $1M worth of luxury cars
Funny | 208652 hits | 8:15 PM on Friday | posted by HaRdLy
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(CBS News) In Monte Carlo in Monaco earlier this week, a large crowd gathered to gawk, but it wasn't because of a Grand Prix race or a celebrity. A woman driving a Bentley Azure - sticker price $383,000 - crashed into a $95,000 Mercedes Benz.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Bear-safety lecture in Yellowstone interrupted by bear
Funny | 208358 hits | 8:22 AM on Tuesday | posted by DerbyX
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Just two days after a rare fatal mauling by a mother grizzly in Yellowstone National Park, a black bear interrupted the taping of a television news segment on bear safety.
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Google map brings recreation-seeking motorists in droves to Clinton Township family's driveway
Funny | 208036 hits | 11:46 AM on Monday | posted by DerbyX
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But for Laurie Gneiding, Google Maps has been anything but convenient.
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Guards bag prisoner in Mexico suitcase jailbreak
Funny | 207627 hits | 7:59 PM on Tuesday | posted by Strutz
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A Mexican prisoner hoped to take a trip to freedom by packing himself into his girlfriend’s suitcase.
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777-Pound Burger At Alameda County Fair One For The Record Books
Funny | 208336 hits | 10:25 AM on Monday | posted by DerbyX
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"The old record was held in Canada and we wanted to bring it home to America on the 4th of July," says Nick Nicora of Ovation Food Services. He along with Brett Enright of Juicys traveling barbecue catering service were the masterminds behind the burger.

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