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Doughnut-stealing raccoon is Toronto's response to #Pizzarat
After a pizza-carrying rat in New York City’s subway system found fame earlier this year, a Toronto critter is having its own moment in the spotlight after stealthily descending from a coffee-shop ceiling in an artful doughnut heist. Muslims tell ISIS they'd rather see Star Wars than fight in SyriaFunny | 208190 hits | 9:46 AM on Tuesday | posted by JaredMilne
ISIS released a message from the terrorist organization's leader Saturday, asking Muslims to join them in Iraq and Syria. Many Muslims, however, took the opportunity to join in mocking him instead.Police called because of 'ISIS' Christmas lights
The police suspected that the lit-up house harboured Isil sympathisers, so went to investigate
Funny | 208052 hits | 12:13 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The police suspected that the lit-up house harboured Isil sympathisers, so went to investigateComedy wildlife photo awards highlight funniest-looking animals
The inaugural Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, put on by Tanzania-based conservation photographer Paul Joynson-Hicks, has brought together some of the funniest animal shots of the year ... and here they are.
The inaugural Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, put on by Tanzania-based conservation photographer Paul Joynson-Hicks, has brought together some of the funniest animal shots of the year ... and here they are.Migrant crisis: Greece, Croatia and Italy face EU legal action
The European Commission says it has begun legal action against Greece, Croatia and Italy for failing to correctly register migrants.
The European Commission says it has begun legal action against Greece, Croatia and Italy for failing to correctly register migrants.Russia: Famous Moscow cemeteries to install free wi-fi
Visitors will be able to connect to wi-fi at three famous Moscow cemeteries.
Visitors will be able to connect to wi-fi at three famous Moscow cemeteries.Anonymous hijack ISIS Twitter feeds with Rickroll
The Anonymous group is trying to impede the terror group's social media activism by infiltrating its propaganda feeds and misdirecting followers to Astley's hit song in the age-old Rickroll prank.
Funny | 208516 hits | 12:54 AM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The Anonymous group is trying to impede the terror group's social media activism by infiltrating its propaganda feeds and misdirecting followers to Astley's hit song in the age-old Rickroll prank.Phuc Dat Bich: Man posts passport to Facebook to prove his name is real
A Vietnamese-Australian called Phuc Dat Bich has spoken of his anger after repeatedly being blocked by Facebook. The 23-year-old, whose name is actually pronounced Phoo Da Bic, has posted an image of his passport on the social media site af
Funny | 208023 hits | 8:17 AM on Friday | posted by BeaverFever
A Vietnamese-Australian called Phuc Dat Bich has spoken of his anger after repeatedly being blocked by Facebook. The 23-year-old, whose name is actually pronounced Phoo Da Bic, has posted an image of his passport on the social media site af Ryerson denounced for toilet paper systemFunny | 207334 hits | 10:45 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
TORONTO — A controversy over who gets better toilet paper at a Toronto university has critics denouncing what they call a two-tier system, while other Ontario institutions say their bathroom tissue is “equitably distributed.” 
Electricity prices in Ontario officially went up, again, on Sunday, and the rate hike is expected to push up the average household hydro bill by 3.4 per cent.Cat hungover after seven week boozing session
When pet cat Aljosha disappeared from his home in North Rhine-Westphalia for seven weeks, his owner feared the worst. But Aljosha hadn't gone far – he'd been holed up in a neighbour's wine cellar lapping up €40 worth of Riesling.
Funny | 208892 hits | 3:47 PM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
When pet cat Aljosha disappeared from his home in North Rhine-Westphalia for seven weeks, his owner feared the worst. But Aljosha hadn't gone far – he'd been holed up in a neighbour's wine cellar lapping up €40 worth of Riesling.Funny | 207633 hits | 12:20 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
An Alabama Walmart customer, who was apparently shopping for some lubricant for his weapon, made a hilarious find at the gun counter. 'Monster spray' helps B.C. two-year-old fight off nightmares and sleep soundlyFunny | 207578 hits | 12:11 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A B.C. two-year-old who used to be scared of monsters under her bed is now sleeping soundly, thanks to a special 'monster spray' from the local pharmacy.Alien spaceship cloud spooks out Woodstock Ontario Canada
IS the film Independence Day about to become a reality?
Funny | 207615 hits | 9:28 AM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
IS the film Independence Day about to become a reality? Woman confronts Keg Mansion hostess for not serving dog meat
An animal rights group held a noisy protest at Toronto's Keg Mansion over the weekend and posted the video to YouTube.Missing episodes of Monty Python precursor At Last the 1948 Show found
John Cleese, Marty Feldman, Eric Idle and Graham Chapman all appear in series, with one missing episode to be screened at TV festival next week
John Cleese, Marty Feldman, Eric Idle and Graham Chapman all appear in series, with one missing episode to be screened at TV festival next week Peter Mansbridge and the leaders' fields of dreams
Comedian Steve Patterson watches and reviews Peter Mansbridge's interviews with the four main federal party leaders on CBC's The National so you don't have to (well, you still should). Here's what he found.Portable toilet moved across festival site with woman still inside
A woman was left "shocked" after being transported across a festival site while using a portable toilet. The woman, who has not been identified, was using the toilet before the opening of Newlyn Fish Festival in Cornwall, but it was picked up by a forklif
Funny | 207288 hits | 12:43 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A woman was left "shocked" after being transported across a festival site while using a portable toilet. The woman, who has not been identified, was using the toilet before the opening of Newlyn Fish Festival in Cornwall, but it was picked up by a forklif Vancouver dog on sidewalk isn't dead; he's just sleeping
Comet is known for his bizarre sleeping habits on a sidewalk in Mount Pleasant, and has convinced more than one person that he's dead. In fact, he's just an old dog who loves to nap. On his back. Twisted up. And halfway onto the road.Delirious girl still on anaesthesia from surgery becomes emotional
Under the influence of the anaesthesia used for her wisdom tooth extraction, this girl suspects her dentist of foul play.
'They cut off my lips,' she says in the car with her mother, driving back from the procedure. She later adds: 'No one is ever goin
Funny | 208023 hits | 1:04 AM on Tuesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Under the influence of the anaesthesia used for her wisdom tooth extraction, this girl suspects her dentist of foul play.
'They cut off my lips,' she says in the car with her mother, driving back from the procedure. She later adds: 'No one is ever goin BC Ferries off-peak passenger fares slashed in new promotion
B.C. Ferries has announced a fall promotion that will see some off-peak passenger fares discounted by 50 per cent. Wetherspoon pub patron finds racist posterFunny | 207574 hits | 11:14 AM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The hate-filled sign had been put on display earlier this week on the noticeboard at The Moon on the Square pub in Feltham, Middlesex, without the knowledge of staff. Rhinoceros Party pledges to nationalize Tim Hortons
They are the clowns of federal election campaigns, they are proud of it, and they're back with a 1,000-year plan.
The Rhinoceros party has been on and off the election trail since 1963 and it's ready to run again. Wyatt Scott, Independent B.C. Candidate, Essentially Becomes Prime Minister With Video
This Independent B.C. candidate just released the greatest campaign video in Canadian history. 'My trip must come to an end': HitchBOT the Canadian-made hitchhiking robot meets its demise in Philadelphia | CTV NewsFunny | 207339 hits | 12:54 PM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
HitchBOT, a friendly hitchhiking robot has been destroyed while on a trip across the United States. HitchBOT was designed by a team of Canadian researchers as a social experiment to explore the relationship between humans and technology.
A salad store paraded dozens of half-naked Western men dressed as Spartans through China’s capital as a publicity stunt, causing a stir and drawing a crackdown by police 'Killing themselves laughing': Relatives revel in pull-no-punches obituary for 'little tiger' Mary Patricia Stocks | CTV News
A Toronto woman died at the age of 94 earlier this month, so her son wrote her the only kind of obituary he felt would do her justice: a tongue-in-cheek tribute to a woman with a foul mouth, a quick wit, and a tendency to burn everything she touched in th 'Smoke-in' disrupted as truck slams into 5 cars outside Winnipeg police HQ
A peaceful "smoke-in" protest by medicinal marijuana supporters outside Winnipeg's police headquarters was disrupted when a truck slammed into five parked police cars this morning. Ads telling Irish people to leave Canada spotted in Toronto, everybody confusedFunny | 207408 hits | 1:09 AM on Tuesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A large sign telling Irish people to 'go home' was spotted on the back of a truck moving through downtown Toronto last week, leaving behind it a trail of very confused — if not downright angry — Canadians. Fredericton road signs seem lost in translation
Excusez-moi? Many Fredericton drivers can be excused if they are a bit confused by some road construction signs popping up across the city.U.S. police post squirrel mug shot after theft of 28,000 lbs. of nuts
Police in suburban Detroit are having a little fun while asking for help from the public in figuring out who swiped roughly 28,000 pounds of packaged nuts.
Funny | 207846 hits | 10:30 AM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Police in suburban Detroit are having a little fun while asking for help from the public in figuring out who swiped roughly 28,000 pounds of packaged nuts. Halifax police write (fake) ticket to 3-year-old motorcyclist
The ticket might not be real, but the online love is.
A photo of a young Halifax biker getting a ticket for illegally parking on the waterfront has seen thousands of likes and shares online after it was tweeted from the Halifax Regional Police's Twitte 3-year-old Halifax boy gets first parking ticketFunny | 207410 hits | 4:26 PM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A photo of a boy upset over his first parking citation is getting plenty of love online. Halifax police Const. Shawn Currie wrote a ticket for Declan Tramley, 3, after he spotted him illegally stopped on his red plastic motorcycle.Tesco removes Ramadan promotion of smokey bacon flavour Pringles
The crisps were positioned under a Ramadan banner at a branch of the supermarket in Liverpool Street, London. Tesco has now moved the display following widespread derision on Twitter.
Funny | 208122 hits | 12:13 PM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The crisps were positioned under a Ramadan banner at a branch of the supermarket in Liverpool Street, London. Tesco has now moved the display following widespread derision on Twitter. 'X-rated' police chopper talk broadcast to WinnipegFunny | 207918 hits | 8:53 AM on Tuesday | posted by ShepherdsDog
A series of tweets Monday night documented an inappropriate conversation between some Winnipeg police officers who didn't know they were on the record.Judy Mozes tweets racist 'joke' about Barack Obama saying he is 'black and weak' |
TV host Judy Nir Mozes Shalom, who is married to Interior Minister Silvan Shalom, uploaded the offensive message on Sunday before quickly deleting it, insisting it was a joke.
She wrote: 'Do u know what Obama Coffee is? Black and weak.'
Funny | 207069 hits | 10:40 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
TV host Judy Nir Mozes Shalom, who is married to Interior Minister Silvan Shalom, uploaded the offensive message on Sunday before quickly deleting it, insisting it was a joke.
She wrote: 'Do u know what Obama Coffee is? Black and weak.' University installs 'texting lanes' for distracted walkers
More and more attention is being paid to the act of "texting while walking" lately as reports of injuries, embarrassments and even deaths related to mobile distraction rise. Jigging RCMP officer wows Tulita, N.W.T.
Splitting his pants while jigging at a community feast capped off two years of service in the hamlet for RCMP Const. Hugo Lévesque. 'I never jigged in my entire life before, so it was complete improvisation on my part,' says RCMP Const. Hugo Lévesque.Crossword marriage proposal in U.K. newspaper gets a 'Yes'
A crossword-loving British lawyer hid a marriage proposal in The Times newspaper's daily puzzle. Matthew Dick thought of the cryptic way of popping the question to girlfriend Delyth Hughes and persuaded the newspaper to agree.
A crossword-loving British lawyer hid a marriage proposal in The Times newspaper's daily puzzle. Matthew Dick thought of the cryptic way of popping the question to girlfriend Delyth Hughes and persuaded the newspaper to agree.British Muslim campaigner Asghar Bukhari mocked after 'Zionists stole his shoe'
In a public Facebook post, Asghar Bukhari, founding member of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee, pictured, said someone had tried to intimidate him by mysteriously taking his footwear as he slept.
Funny | 207475 hits | 10:24 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
In a public Facebook post, Asghar Bukhari, founding member of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee, pictured, said someone had tried to intimidate him by mysteriously taking his footwear as he slept.Female UFC fighter Leslie Smith beats apology out of man sexually harassing her friend | Daily Buzz
A man made a huge mistake over the weekend when he allegedly sexually assaulted a woman outside of a California nightclub.
A man made a huge mistake over the weekend when he allegedly sexually assaulted a woman outside of a California nightclub. Fake orca meant to scare off sea lions runs into trouble on first dayFunny | 207348 hits | 12:08 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
An effort to use a fake, life-sized orca to scare off hundreds of sea lions crowding docks off the Oregon coast ended, at least temporarily, Thursday night with the fiberglass creature belly-up after it was swamped by a passing ship.Employees reveal the funniest (and most bizarre) reasons they've been sacked
Anonymous users of secret-sharing app, Whisper, have revealed the most outrageous reasons they've got the sack; from seemingly undeserving acts to resounding all-out fails.
Funny | 207459 hits | 1:54 PM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Anonymous users of secret-sharing app, Whisper, have revealed the most outrageous reasons they've got the sack; from seemingly undeserving acts to resounding all-out fails.Micro 'state' Enclava moves to land claimed by another new nation
The Kingdom of Enclava claimed land between Slovenia and Croatia but after being forced to move, it has staked out territory on the River Danube already claimed by the Principality of Celestinia.
Funny | 208189 hits | 1:06 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The Kingdom of Enclava claimed land between Slovenia and Croatia but after being forced to move, it has staked out territory on the River Danube already claimed by the Principality of Celestinia.Ben and Jerry's launches climate change campaign with new flavour
Using adjectives like "chunky," "swirly" and "euphoric," Ben & Jerry's announced their latest flavour, "Save our Swirled," on Wednesday.
Funny | 207885 hits | 1:08 PM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Using adjectives like "chunky," "swirly" and "euphoric," Ben & Jerry's announced their latest flavour, "Save our Swirled," on Wednesday.PETA demands name change to 'celebrate intelligent chickens'
Activists have called on an eighth century pub in St Albans to change its name from 'Ye Olde Fighting Cocks' to 'Ye Olde Clever Cocks' to reflect today's compassion for animals.
Funny | 207789 hits | 11:31 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Activists have called on an eighth century pub in St Albans to change its name from 'Ye Olde Fighting Cocks' to 'Ye Olde Clever Cocks' to reflect today's compassion for animals. NameAFerry contest comes back to haunt B.C. FerriesFunny | 207965 hits | 4:14 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
When B.C. Ferries announced a contest to name its three new foreign-built boats, the high-priced executives in those cushy corporate offices thought they’d struck public-relations gold. Instead, they tapped into a deep well of public resentment and anger Married Michigan pastor resigns over Grindr scandal | Michigan | World | News |
A married Michigan pastor who has spoken out against gays has resigned after he was caught posting photos on the gay dating app Grindr.
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