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Most frivolous lawsuit ever' Manhattan man seeking $2 undecillion after dog bite
A Manhattan man is suing New York City, a “Latina” dog owner, bakery and café chain Au Bon Pain, LaGuardia Airport, Hoboken University Medical Center, a Kmart store, and thousands of others -- for two undecillion dollars.
A Manhattan man is suing New York City, a “Latina” dog owner, bakery and café chain Au Bon Pain, LaGuardia Airport, Hoboken University Medical Center, a Kmart store, and thousands of others -- for two undecillion dollars.
Topless pro-choice protesters interrupt anti-abortion rally
An annual anti-abortion rally on Parliament Hill was interrupted Thursday afternoon by topless protesters yelling "my body, my rules." Angry beaver delays traffic, roams around Miramichi
An angry beaver was roaming around Miramichi on Tuesday, creating traffic delays and chasing onlookers. Jared Frank's selfie of head kick from train makes him YouTube star
A Saskatchewan man who just wanted to take a selfie in front of a train has become an internet sensation, after he was kicked in the head by someone on a speeding locomotive. The most Canadian police chase ever: Alberta Mounties bum ride on snowmobile to chase stolen John Deere tractor | National Post
Alberta Mounties had to bum a ride with a snowmobiler to chase a stolen tractor through snowy fields east of Red Deer.
Blackfalds RCMP got a call about a break and enter at a rural address where firearms and other items were stolen, and then got another North Korea: Students required to get Kim Jong-un haircut
Male university students in North Korea must get the same haircut as their leader Kim Jong-un, reports say. The state-sanctioned guideline was introduced in the capital Pyongyang about two weeks ago, Radio Free Asia reports. It is now being rolled out acrNew smartphone app wakes you up with smell of bacon
This one’s for serious bacon lovers: "Bacon experts" have developed a new app and plug-in accessory that will gently nudge sleepers awake by diffusing the smell of bacon from their smartphone.
This one’s for serious bacon lovers: "Bacon experts" have developed a new app and plug-in accessory that will gently nudge sleepers awake by diffusing the smell of bacon from their smartphone.'Viking apocalypse' due to bring world's end tomorrow ... maybe
Viking apocalypse—or British weather?
Funny | 207960 hits | 1:39 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Viking apocalypse—or British weather? Truck filled with dead coyotes sparks call for new rules | CTV News
A Saskatoon woman who was shocked to see a pickup truck driving through town last weekend, its bed filled with dead coyotes, says she wants new legislation to keep such grisly displays out of sight. Simon Whitfield (not) rescued paddle boarding in galeFunny | 207311 hits | 10:38 AM on Wednesday | posted by wildrosegirl
Some Marine Search and Rescue volunteers near Victoria got a bit of a surprise when they responded to a report of a stand up paddle boarder in possible distress in the gale force winds blowing on Monday afternoon.'Facebook banned my weight loss photo,' claims woman who lost 120lbs
Marilyn McKenna, who has successfully lost 120 pounds, claims Facebook won't allow her to post a photo showing her dramatic weight loss because it promotes an 'idealized body image.'
Marilyn McKenna, who has successfully lost 120 pounds, claims Facebook won't allow her to post a photo showing her dramatic weight loss because it promotes an 'idealized body image.'No Pants Day 2014: Expect undie-clad Metro rail riders on Sunday
Yes, people do ride mass transit in Los Angeles. And once a year, they do it without pants.
Funny | 207511 hits | 10:28 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Yes, people do ride mass transit in Los Angeles. And once a year, they do it without pants.Firefighter uses beer to put out blaze
An off-duty Houston firefighter made the best of his resources when trying to put out a truck tire fire: He used beer the rig was hauling.
Funny | 208048 hits | 4:28 PM on Saturday | posted by wildrosegirl
An off-duty Houston firefighter made the best of his resources when trying to put out a truck tire fire: He used beer the rig was hauling.U.S. prisoner escapes then turns himself in due to bitter cold | CTV News
Just how cold is it in the U.S.? Apparently cold enough for an escaped prisoner to turn himself in.
Funny | 207416 hits | 7:49 PM on Tuesday | posted by JaredMilne
Just how cold is it in the U.S.? Apparently cold enough for an escaped prisoner to turn himself in.Bat flies around Bell Centre, delays Canadiens vs. Senators game (Video) | Puck Daddy
From the blog Puck Daddy: The rafters at Bell Centre are filled with many things: Championship banners, retired numbers and, apparently, live flying rodents that seek to disrupt NHL games. A bat flew around at the start of the Montreal Canadiens’ game aga
Funny | 207308 hits | 4:18 PM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
From the blog Puck Daddy: The rafters at Bell Centre are filled with many things: Championship banners, retired numbers and, apparently, live flying rodents that seek to disrupt NHL games. A bat flew around at the start of the Montreal Canadiens’ game aga Stranded Alberta pair torch their car to keep warm
Stranded in the cold with no kindling?
Don't set your car on fire, Pincher Creek RCMP advise.
And if you have a cellphone, you might want to call for help before torching your car and belongings to keep warm. 
From asking for a morning wake-up call to complaining about a missed newspaper deliver, herewith the most ridiculous mis-uses of 911 'Gay Away' gimmick candy at Manitoba store offends parents
A novelty item that claims to "cure gayness" has been removed from a store's shelves in Gimli, Man., after parents expressed shock that the product was available there. Tired of unsolicited spam? Relief is on the way
The law aims to crack down on spam and other “electronic threats” such as phishing (communications that take on the guise of a legitimate business and ask people for sensitive information) and spyware (software that gathers data such as a person’s Interne
MSNBC's Martin Bashir apologizes for offensive Palin remark | The SideshowFunny | 207508 hits | 10:57 AM on Wednesday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Christian speaker Justin Lookadoo rejected by high schoolers as sexist
Christian 'motivational' speaker Justin Lookadoo got way more than he bargained for when he agreed to speak at Richardson High School in Texas on Wednesday.
Funny | 208164 hits | 5:16 PM on Monday | posted by CanadianJeff
Christian 'motivational' speaker Justin Lookadoo got way more than he bargained for when he agreed to speak at Richardson High School in Texas on Wednesday. Police recover video of Vancouver Mayor smoking what appears to be salmonFunny | 208145 hits | 12:24 PM on Monday | posted by Zipperfish
VANCOUVER - Following months of speculation, Vancouver Police Chief Jim Chu held a press conference today where he confirmed the existence of a cell p... Infamous phallic sculptor strikes again in Windsor park
Windsor’s infamous phallic sculptor has struck again. Shrew eating, penis amputation studies earn 2013 Ig Nobel prizes
The work of a Canadian anthropologist who studied how a shrew would look after being eaten, digested and defecated by a human has been honoured with an Ig Nobel prize, along with research on penis amputations and how drunkenness affects perceptions of attChinese zoo accused of passing dog off as lion
A zoo in eastern China housed a Tibetan mastiff in their African lion cage, angering visitors who said the zoo was scamming them.
A zoo in eastern China housed a Tibetan mastiff in their African lion cage, angering visitors who said the zoo was scamming them. Man loses job after asking for marijuana via Twitter
An online search for marijuana has turned into a job hunt for one Canadian Twitter user after he issued a tweet requesting prospective pot sellers to bring some of their wares to a Mr. Lube location in a Toronto suburb.Satanic Temple Sees Westboro Baptist's Funeral Protests, Raises Them Gay Wedding On Top Of Fred Phelps' Mom's Grave | The Gist
Last weekend top officials from a New York-based Satanic Temple traveled to the grave site of Westboro Baptist Church founder and chief-asshole in residence Fred Phelps's mother in order to perform a ceremony celebrating same-sex unions.
Funny | 207593 hits | 1:25 PM on Thursday | posted by Zipperfish
Last weekend top officials from a New York-based Satanic Temple traveled to the grave site of Westboro Baptist Church founder and chief-asshole in residence Fred Phelps's mother in order to perform a ceremony celebrating same-sex unions. US gym teacher becomes internet hit after wearing same outfit for 40 years
A retiring Texas gym teacher has become an internet sensation after wearing the same 1970s tank top and shirt throughout his entire 40-year career. The (completely fake) 2013 NHL awards
Because hockey's over and we have no idea what to do with ourselves, here are a bunch of completely made-up awards for the 2013 season. Thousands protest against Canadian gold mine operation in Greece | CTV News
More than 10,000 people have taken to the streets of Greece's second largest city to protest a planned gold mine they see as an environmental risk. 'SMUGLER' License Plate Leads To Arrest Of Jasmin Klair For Smuggling Cocaine At Smuggler's Inn
They say the best way to hide is in plain sight. This may have been Jasmin Klair's line of thinking. 'Pasta' on Montreal menu cooks up controversy with language watchdog
Quebec's language watchdog has set its sights on one of the trendiest restaurants in Montreal, over the inclusion of the word 'pasta' on its menus. Escaped Edmonton cow leads police on merry chase
A cow on the lam in north Edmonton is back in captivity after escaping from a nearby slaughterhouse. Brothers win lottery; accidentally blow up house during drug-fuelled celebrationFunny | 208996 hits | 4:13 PM on Monday | posted by wildrosegirl
Human kinetics students say 1KM walk to Tim Hortons too far
Some students in the University of Windsor's human kinetics program are tired of walking 10 minutes to the closest Tim Hortons. Bogus emergency alert message transmitted | KRTV.com | Great Falls, Montana
Someone apparently hacked into the Emergency Alert System and announced on KRTV and the CW that dead bodies are rising from their gravesTrump sues Maher for $5 million for orangutan sex joke
The billionaire real estate mogul is suing millionaire comedian Bill Maher for $5 million.
Funny | 208613 hits | 4:18 PM on Wednesday | posted by commanderkai
The billionaire real estate mogul is suing millionaire comedian Bill Maher for $5 million.It Takes Planning, CautionTo Avoid Being 'It'
From Yahoo! Finance: This group of men have played a game of tag lasting 23 years.
From Yahoo! Finance: This group of men have played a game of tag lasting 23 years.Back to Canada News
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