Putin claims 7 billionth person is Russian


Funny | 207691 hits | Nov 05 9:47 pm | Posted by: Hyack
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KALININGRAD, Russia - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin hailed a two-day old Russian boy as the world’s seven billionth person on Wednesday, weighing into a bizarre scramble to claim a title that is almost impossible to verify.

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  1. by avatar Public_Domain
    Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:45 pm
    :|

  2. by avatar CDN_PATRIOT
    Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:14 pm
    Putin can claim Russia invented sunlight, but who cares. All Putin does is talk, but I don't think anyone really listens.

    -J.

  3. by avatar QBall
    Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:00 pm
    I can't think of a more useless thing for any leader to give a crap about.

  4. by avatar saturn_656
    Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:04 pm
    WHO DARES QUESTION PUTIN?


  5. by avatar martin14
    Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:06 pm
    meh, the first person was Russian as well, nothing new here. :)

  6. by avatar saturn_656
    Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:09 pm
    I'm surprised he didn't claim that he fathered the child himself. :lol:

  7. by Thanos
    Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:16 pm
    He'd actually make quite a good US president. The Dems should draft Putin for 2016. The Congress wouldn't dare sloo-foot him the way they keep on doing it to President Obama. 8)

  8. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:11 am
    Still waiting to see him declared Tsar Vladimir

  9. by avatar Brenda
    Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:20 am
    "saturn_656" said
    I'm surprised he didn't claim that he fathered the child himself. :lol:

    Or did he... :twisted:

  10. by avatar 2Cdo
    Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:35 pm
    And that person wins a free 1 bedroom apartment and a lifetime supply of borsch! 8)

  11. by avatar -Wario-
    Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:37 pm
    Same guy who puts the claim on our north. What a douche :roll:

  12. by avatar PostFactum
    Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:43 pm
    Shit must die :)


  13. by avatar -Wario-
    Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:10 pm

  14. by Batsy
    Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:20 pm
    "CDN_PATRIOT" said
    Putin can claim Russia invented sunlight, but who cares. All Putin does is talk, but I don't think anyone really listens.

    -J.


    How do you know that Putin isn't right?



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