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U.S. warns citizens of ‘zombie apocalypse'

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U.S. warns citizens of ‘zombie apocalypse'


Funny | 208495 hits | Sep 07 10:54 am | Posted by: saturn_656
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Tongue-in-cheek warning part of a public health campaign urging better preparation for disasters and emergencies

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  1. by avatar DrCaleb
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:36 pm
    http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

    Just sayin'.

  2. by avatar raydan
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:43 pm
    I thought that the Republican convention was over.

  3. by avatar DrCaleb
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:50 pm
    "raydan" said
    I thought that the Republican convention was over.


    Hence, the warning. Both Republican and Democrat conventions are over, so there will be many Zombies roaming the streets.

  4. by avatar saturn_656
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:51 pm
    "DrCaleb" said
    http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

    Just sayin'.


    :lol:

    Disclaimer: Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is NOT a toy (IT IS LIVE AMMUNITION), but is intended only to be used on…ZOMBIES, also known as the living dead, undead, etc. No human being, plant, animal, vegetable or mineral should ever be shot with Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition. Again, we repeat, Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is for use on ZOMBIES ONLY, and that's not a nickname, phrase or cute way of referring to anybody, place or thing. When we say Zombies, we mean…ZOMBIES!

  5. by avatar BartSimpson  Gold Member
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:52 pm
    "raydan" said
    I thought that the Republican convention was over.


    Bob Hope spoke to this issue seventy years ago:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

  6. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:53 pm
    Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you’re prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

    So basically arm yourself to the tits and have at it? :lol:

  7. by avatar BartSimpson  Gold Member
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:54 pm
    "PublicAnimalNo9" said
    Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you’re prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.


    So basically arm yourself to the tits and have at it? :lol:


    Yep. :wink:

  8. by avatar raydan
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:04 pm
    "BartSimpson" said
    I thought that the Republican convention was over.


    Bob Hope spoke to this issue seventy years ago:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4
    :lol:

  9. by avatar 2Cdo
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:22 pm
    "BartSimpson" said
    I thought that the Republican convention was over.


    Bob Hope spoke to this issue seventy years ago:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

    Bob is priceless. :lol:

  10. by avatar Gunnair  Gold Member
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:37 pm


    :P



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