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Squirrel news alert: More than 200 walnuts stashed in Pittsburgh couple's (running) car
The burning smell coming from the car was the result of a possible squirrel vendetta against the couple, figures Chris Persic
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The burning smell coming from the car was the result of a possible squirrel vendetta against the couple, figures Chris PersicIowa reporter who exposed charity fundraiser's historic racist tweets fired for his own offensive posts
An Iowa newspaper reporter who exposed racist tweets by a charity fundraiser has found himself out of a job after his own offensive posts were uncovered.
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An Iowa newspaper reporter who exposed racist tweets by a charity fundraiser has found himself out of a job after his own offensive posts were uncovered.
Fremont Police Tesla Near-Dead Battery Forces Officer Off PursuitFunny | 207154 hits | 10:08 PM on Thursday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Elizabeth May's history troublesFunny | 207646 hits | 10:35 AM on Tuesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Elizabeth May likens the fight against climate change to the Dunkirk evacuations. But historians say she has many of her facts wrong.Kenyan MP demands law to combat FARTING on planes and anti-flatulence drugs for passengers
Kenyan MP Lilian Achieng Gogo said that farting can cause 'discomfort and insecurity on board' flights. She suggested using anti-flatulent drugs and said passing wind can cause passengers to fight.
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Kenyan MP Lilian Achieng Gogo said that farting can cause 'discomfort and insecurity on board' flights. She suggested using anti-flatulent drugs and said passing wind can cause passengers to fight. Maxime Bernier to face off against Maxime Bernier in Quebec ridingFunny | 207401 hits | 9:58 AM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
MONTREAL - People's Party of Canada Leader Maxime Bernier will be facing a challenging opponent in his Quebec riding of Beauce - Maxime Bernier. Caught on camera: Bear has uncanny knack for breaking into cars
The bear didn’t take anything and wandered off, but Terri McPhail swears she’ll lock her car doors from now on.Family of British jihadi dubbed 'Hungry Hamza' for complaints about missing KFC plead for his return
The family of Hamza Parvez have called for him to return to UK and face justice. Parvez left for Syria aged 19, one of the first Britons to join ISIS, in 2014, but is being held in jail by Kurdish forces.
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The family of Hamza Parvez have called for him to return to UK and face justice. Parvez left for Syria aged 19, one of the first Britons to join ISIS, in 2014, but is being held in jail by Kurdish forces.D.J. Cooper suspended by FIBA after drug test revealed pregnancy
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Bank robber's note demanding money included his name and address: FBI
Investigators say a Cleveland bank robber made their job much easier because his note demanding money was written on the back side of a document bearing his name and address.
Investigators say a Cleveland bank robber made their job much easier because his note demanding money was written on the back side of a document bearing his name and address. Parks puts up toilet etiquette signs to help international tourists with outhouse useFunny | 207222 hits | 10:06 AM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Some new toilet ettiquette signs are popping up in the Canadian Rockies to show international visitors how to properly use outhouses. Windows smashed, ticket issued as parking job interferes with firefightersFunny | 208127 hits | 7:18 AM on Wednesday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Halifax firefighters had to break a car's windows to gain access to a hydrant, and then thread a hose across the back seats, after fire broke out in a strip mall in the city's south end. RCMP apologize for cat filter used on live stream of news conferenceFunny | 207939 hits | 1:40 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
E. Division is saying sorry after an unfortunate incident during a live news conference where the RCMP were updating reporters on a double homicide that happened in northern BC earlier this week.The man behind 'Storm Area 51' reveals his identity, says viral Facebook page was just a joke
The Facebook event organizer didn't realize his comical call to invade one of the most secretive and mysterious locations on Earth would become a rally cry
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The Facebook event organizer didn't realize his comical call to invade one of the most secretive and mysterious locations on Earth would become a rally cry 
OTTAWA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau criticized President Donald Trump’s racist tweets towards four congresswomen declaring that Canadians would not tolerate such hateful words and actions unless it was legislation passed by the Quebec government. McLaren driver only had car for 10 minutes before ticket, impound: police
A Coquitlam man didn't get long to enjoy his new car, say West Vancouver police. New Heinz condiment Mayochup has an unfortunate translation in CreeFunny | 207659 hits | 12:16 PM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
'We the Cree people are laughing about it because of what it means in our language,' says Grand Chief Jonathan Solomon Chinese tycoon's son complains about B.C. taxes on purchase of $5M supercar
A Chinese tycoon’s son took to Instagram to complain about British Columbia’s taxes – upset that he was paying more than $900,000 in fees on the purchase of a $5 million supercar. Funny | 207833 hits | 10:58 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is apologizing for what critics called his "smug" response to protesters who hoped to draw his attention to mercury contamination in Grassy Narrows.Titania McGrath: 'Queen of woke Twitter culture' sheds his online mask
When a former Oxford University postgraduate student set up a satirical Twitter account in April 2018 under the name of Titania McGrath, he had no idea of the social media storm that was to follow.
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When a former Oxford University postgraduate student set up a satirical Twitter account in April 2018 under the name of Titania McGrath, he had no idea of the social media storm that was to follow.Mayor claims she was hate crime victim after 'yellow, sticky substance' found on car
Darnell Byrd McPherson, a Mayor from South Carolina, thought she was the victim of a hate crime after a 'yellow, sticky' substance was found on her car. A police report determined it was pollen.
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Darnell Byrd McPherson, a Mayor from South Carolina, thought she was the victim of a hate crime after a 'yellow, sticky' substance was found on her car. A police report determined it was pollen. Peculiar paving job raises eyebrows in Montreal
A cone has become one with the sidewalk on Papineau Avenue.Scorned lovers can name a cockroach after their ex then have it fed to a meerkat
An El Paso Zoo will name a cockroach after your exes and then feed it to a meerkat live on video this Valentine’s Day.
An El Paso Zoo will name a cockroach after your exes and then feed it to a meerkat live on video this Valentine’s Day. Does it get more Canadian than a Zamboni in a ditch'?
The Nova Scotia owner of the Zamboni that's the subject of a widely shared photo on Facebook says powerful winds from a winter storm that blew through the area Sunday into Monday slid the ice resurfacing machine into the ditch.Civil rights attorney forced to apologize for saying BLACK radio host has 'white privilege'
Civil rights attorney Areva Martin was embarrassed live on air Tuesday when she was scolded by Sirius XM radio host David Webb who she said possessed white privilege.
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Civil rights attorney Areva Martin was embarrassed live on air Tuesday when she was scolded by Sirius XM radio host David Webb who she said possessed white privilege. 'Horrendous' bomb-defusing game for kids sold at Walmart offends some shoppers
A kids' bomb-defusing game sold in Canada at Walmart has offended some shoppers who find it inappropriate. In the U.S., Target has already stopped selling the item following complaints. Massive Manitoba snow maze vying for world record
A massive snow maze just south of Winnipeg may be the biggest the world has ever seen. 
People walking by a house in Wanneroo, north of Perth, reported hearing a man repeatedly yelling "Why don't you die?" along with the sound of a screaming child.
RCMP to launch food delivery service to compete with Uber Eats and DoorDash
Due to budget cuts, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police are now offering a food delivery service to supplement their operating costs. The initiative, called RCMP Eats, allows for officers who aren’t currently responding to a call to deliver takeout food to President Turmip announces wall to be built on UAlberta-MacEwan border
If you’ve ever been irked by the presence of lower lifeforms on your campus, you might have to be irked no longer. At a press conference this week, President Davald Turmip unveiled a plan to build a physical wall along the northern border of the Universit
No punch line here! A bear had no trouble opening a door as it strolled into a California Highway Patrol office in a Truckee.Man's prank to sell girlfriend on eBay leads to $119K bid
When a British man wanted to troll his girlfriend by putting her up for auction on eBay, the tongue-in-cheek ad led to a bidding war that topped out at $119,000.
When a British man wanted to troll his girlfriend by putting her up for auction on eBay, the tongue-in-cheek ad led to a bidding war that topped out at $119,000.Good Samaritan driver revives squirrel after car scare
A motionless squirrel lying spread-eagled on its back has been coaxed back from the apparent brink of death by a driver who performed chest compressions beside a Minnesota road.
A motionless squirrel lying spread-eagled on its back has been coaxed back from the apparent brink of death by a driver who performed chest compressions beside a Minnesota road. WOMAN SUES SAMSUNG FOR $1.8M AFTER CELL PHONE GETS STUCK INSIDE HER VAGINAFunny | 207638 hits | 10:07 PM on Sunday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Weather Channel defends reporter captured swaying in Florence winds as 2 people walk behind him
The Weather Channel defended veteran meteorologist Mike Seidel who was captured in a viral video attempting to compose himself as winds hit him but two people were seen walking behind him with no difficulty.
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The Weather Channel defended veteran meteorologist Mike Seidel who was captured in a viral video attempting to compose himself as winds hit him but two people were seen walking behind him with no difficulty. Vancouver Airport latest victim of power outlet sticker prank sweeping North America
Vancouver International Airport is the latest victim of a fake outlet sticker prank sweeping airports across North America since last year.Sadiq Khan bikini-clad blimp to be flown over London in protest at 'Trump Baby'
Yanny Bruere, 28, organiser of a 'Make London Safe Again' raised more than £58,000 online to pay for the blimp of Mr Khan following the furore over the 20ft balloon, dubbed ‘Trump Baby’.
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Yanny Bruere, 28, organiser of a 'Make London Safe Again' raised more than £58,000 online to pay for the blimp of Mr Khan following the furore over the 20ft balloon, dubbed ‘Trump Baby’. 
Edmonton hosted what’s being billed as Canada’s first-ever Flat Earth conference. We went inside — with two scientists for good measure. Two elderly men went missing. They were found rocking out at the world's biggest heavy metal festival
The men — who were not identified by authorities — were located "disoriented and dazed" at the Wacken at 3 a.m. Saturday, police said 
The upcoming event's Facebook page states that the conference will be held at West Edmonton Mall on Aug. 9-10, and over 2,000 people have marked that they are "interested" in attending. Man on tractor facing impaired charge after flight through golf course
A Wandering River man is facing impaired driving charges after he allegedly drove through a local golf course on a tractor.Egypt zoo accused of painting donkey to look like a zebra
Cairo's International Garden municipal park denies painting black stripes on the animal.
Cairo's International Garden municipal park denies painting black stripes on the animal.Zsa Zsa, the World's Ugliest Dog, Was Quite a Hit on 'Fox & Friends'
The "Fox & Friends" team was enthralled Wednesday morning with the winner of the 30th annual World’s Ugliest Dog contest.
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The "Fox & Friends" team was enthralled Wednesday morning with the winner of the 30th annual World’s Ugliest Dog contest.Minor League Baseball Team to Fans Outraged by 'Millennial Night': Come and Tell Us 'IRL'
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Server of justice: Video shows waitress taking down butt-grabbing customer
Funny | 207358 hits | 12:23 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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