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Link Related to Canada in some say Calgary man booted from Canada's Worst Driver TV show nailed by cops travelling nearly 180 km/h
Funny | 207370 hits | 10:20 AM on Tuesday | posted by DrCaleb
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His segment on Canada’s Worst Driver ended with him kicked off the show and Calgary police tipped off to his many, many examples of bad behaviour behind the wheel.
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20717
Selfie-taking Ottoman statue in Turkish town attracts tourists, raises eyebrows
Funny | 207172 hits | 6:36 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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A bizarre steel statue showing an Ottoman prince taking a selfie with a smart phone while grasping his sword has raised eyebrows in a historic Turkish town - only to be physically attacked hours later.
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Yellowstone National Park tourists flee as mother bear chases them away
Funny | 207221 hits | 2:11 PM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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Cute, small and fluffy, these little black bears seemed to melt the hearts of visitors at Yellowstone National Park this week. But their cooing soon turned into screams as the mother bear reacted.
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20752
Link Related to Canada in some say Yarmouth dogs take owner's car for a joyride outside animal hospital
Funny | 207515 hits | 7:06 AM on Tuesday | posted by Regina
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Some onlookers in Yarmouth were treated to an unusual sight last week after two dogs took their owner's car on a short lived joyride.
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20739
Willie Nelson to roll out own brand of marijuana called Willie's Reserve
Funny | 207385 hits | 1:08 PM on Monday | posted by DrCaleb
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Music legend Willie Nelson is jumping into the movement to commercialize marijuana and plans to roll out his own brand of cannabis that he intends to make "the best on the market."
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Link Related to Canada in some say Calgary Zoo gorilla wraps itself in Canucks jersey
Funny | 207268 hits | 8:51 PM on Saturday | posted by Hyack
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The Calgary Zoo had some fun with the the rivalry between the Calgary Flames and Vancouver Canucks. On Friday it placed a straw-filled Canucks jersey inside its gorilla habitat.
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20725
ISIS suicide bomber's car explodes in MID-AIR in video
Funny | 207245 hits | 11:53 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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Stunning video shows the jihadi suicide bomber attempting to launch an attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces, reportedly near Kirkuk in northern Iraq.
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20727
Camera-shy chimpanzee swats drone from the sky
Funny | 207255 hits | 11:00 AM on Tuesday | posted by Regina
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A chimpanzee at a zoo in the Netherlands took offence to being filmed and swatted a drone from the sky that was being used to collect footage of apes for a television show.
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20721
Grilled Cheese Lovers Have More Sex And Are Better People, According To Survey
Funny | 207213 hits | 8:10 AM on Thursday | posted by Tyler_1
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In fact, your grilled cheese preferences can reveal a lot about how often you get busy.
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20778
Man sends wife hilariously 'sad' photos to prove his vacation was no fun without her
Funny | 207782 hits | 9:37 PM on Tuesday | posted by Regina
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Kevin Blandford won a free trip to Puerto Rico, but couldn't take his wife or baby along for the adventure. This made for one very sad, but funny vacation album — one that's now been viewed more than 2 million times.
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20741
Google Makes You Think You're Smarter Than You Actually Are
Funny | 207388 hits | 8:42 AM on Friday | posted by Tyler_1
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Google puts a nearly infinite amount of knowledge at our fingertips, but a new study says that the search engine isn't making us any smarter. Internet searches give people the illusion of personal knowledge even when they haven't actually gained a...
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20718
Woman reported for flashing Google Street View car in South Australia
Funny | 207181 hits | 9:21 PM on Thursday | posted by Hyack
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A woman from South Australia is reported after she was photographed flashing a Google Street View car.
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20753
'Naked man at Buckingham Palace' fooled American television network
Funny | 207534 hits | 2:05 PM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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Executives in the newsroom at NBC were left red-faced after scrambling their news teams to report on the story of a naked man abseiling down from Buckingham Palace - without realising it was a clip from their own show, reported NY Daily News.
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#ParkingFail: Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton
Funny | 207842 hits | 6:29 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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WASHINGTON (ABC News) -- Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton is awful at parking. Congressional staffers who witnessed the parking fail Wednesday morning laughed at the display.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Local Lansdowne pub stirs controversy with sidewalk sign
Funny | 207355 hits | 8:10 AM on Tuesday | posted by Regina
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The Local Public Eatery restaurant and bar at Lansdowne Park has received hundreds of angry messages on social media because of a joke it posted on its chalkboard sidewalk sign.
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Link Related to Canada in some say WestJet flight attendant's dance moves are ridiculously funky
Funny | 207261 hits | 8:42 AM on Thursday | posted by Regina
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A flight attendant from Calgary's amazing dance moves have gone viral via a video that's almost too funky to be true. has become a viral sensation with her amazing dance moves performed to the strains of the mega hit "Uptown Funk."
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Link Related to Canada in some say Driverless snowmobile causes hazard on Newfoundland highway
Funny | 207251 hits | 7:32 AM on Tuesday | posted by DrCaleb
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RCMP in western Newfoundland had to tackle a unique traffic problem today when a snowmobile without a driver started heading west on the Trans-Canada Highway.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Astrology could help take pressure off NHS doctors, claims Conservative MP | Politics | The Guardian
Funny | 207840 hits | 7:02 AM on Wednesday | posted by DrCaleb
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David Tredinnick says that astrology and complementary medicine could help healthcare and opponents are ‘racially prejudiced’
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Link Related to Canada in some say Canadian Sniper is the Oscar film parody we've all been waiting for
Funny | 207480 hits | 7:45 AM on Monday | posted by Regina
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It doesn't get much more Canadian than this.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Watch Elsa the dog shovel Guelph, Ont., backyard hockey rink
Funny | 207246 hits | 7:25 AM on Monday | posted by Regina
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Winter got you down? Well, here's a video of a yellow Labrador retriever with a sunny disposition nonchalantly shovelling a backyard hockey rink.
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Ukip candidate asks: what happens when renewable energy runs out'
Funny | 207149 hits | 6:50 AM on Thursday | posted by DrCaleb
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What happens when renewable energy runs out? Victoria Ayling, Ukip’s parliamentary candidate for Great Grimsby in Lincolnshire, posed the rhetorical question during a Question Time-style debate in Cleethorpes this week, prompting “guffawing” from the a
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20735
Social media users lampoon ISIS
Funny | 207349 hits | 9:23 AM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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Footage posted on social media includes one fighter who blows himself up when his rocket launcher backfires and another who accidentally shoots a comrade with a machine gun in Iraq and Syria.
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20884
Man with WATERMELON on his head arrested after causing a stir on the subway
Funny | 208842 hits | 11:08 AM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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The so-called 'watermelon brother' has been spotted on an underground train, with stars cut in the huge fruit so he can see through
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20803
Link Related to Canada in some say PHOTOS: Canadian photographer caught in poo-storm from giant sperm whale
Funny | 208030 hits | 11:06 AM on Friday | posted by DrCaleb
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It's a poo-nado, a poo-nami, or just a poo-storm. Whatever you want to call it, it's a rare underwater event that most people would do their best to avoid.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Beaconsfield snow fort cannot stand, security tells Yann Lefebvre
Funny | 207276 hits | 9:43 AM on Thursday | posted by Regina
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One Beaconsfield man's snow fort has become the subject of a heated argument with the city.
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20735
Link Related to Canada in some say Giant Canadian hero Kevin Vickers heads to Ireland
Funny | 207353 hits | 7:58 AM on Thursday | posted by Regina
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Canadian diplomats in Ireland tweeted a few photos of Kevin Vickers meeting with senior Irish officials as he began his posting as ambassador to the Emerald Isle. Vickers is quite tall - about six-foot-five. Ireland's president is... less so. Laura Payton
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20751
British farmer forced to turn half his murderous herd of Nazi cows into sausages
Funny | 207506 hits | 3:59 PM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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Hitler’s drive to produce the perfect Aryan race was not confined to people – it also extended to a specially bred herd of Nazi-engineered cows, which have turned out to be so aggressive that a UK farmer has been forced to turn half of them into sausages.
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Link Related to Canada in some say CKNW apologizes for 'offensive' comments on earlier broadcast
Funny | 207258 hits | 1:59 PM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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A Vancouver radio station offered an on-air apology Tuesday, within hours of a controversial joke on a live broadcast that morning.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Sugar Sammy blacks out English on Metro ads after OQLF complaint
Funny | 207414 hits | 10:29 AM on Friday | posted by DrCaleb
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Montreal comedian Sugar Sammy's Christmas wish has come true. Two days after putting up ads in the Montreal Metro reading "For Christmas, I'd like a complaint from the Office de la langue française," he had to remove the English portion of the billboard a
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20837
Link Related to Canada in some say Saskatchewan winter too much for one CBC Radio listener
Funny | 208356 hits | 6:02 AM on Thursday | posted by Regina
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CONTENT WARNING: ITEM CONTAINS OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE AND SUBJECT MATTER. A CBC Saskatchewan caller delivers a blustery rant about winter -- and the wind.
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Link Related to Canada in some say
Funny | 207588 hits | 12:44 AM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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A stealthy selfie has turned Stacey Wallace into an instant Internet sensation.
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20922
German farmers release 'hot potato' calendar
Funny | 209215 hits | 11:26 AM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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Bavarian Farmers Association release calendar featuring scantily-clad women posing alongside spuds
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Link Related to Canada in some say
Funny | 207226 hits | 1:03 PM on Thursday | posted by Robair
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'You are steely-eyed, snow-balled, John Woo-diving ass-kickers who not only take out the trash, but also the recycling'
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Link Related to Canada in some say Caught by an app that snaps a photo when someone tries to log in to your stolen cellphone
Funny | 208014 hits | 3:47 PM on Tuesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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Most modern cellphones have cameras on them, so wouldn’t it be amazing if it could take a picture of the person who stole yours?
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Disillusioned British jihadists stuck in Turkey because they are too scared to come back to UK
Funny | 207386 hits | 12:28 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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As many as 100 British jihadists are believed to be stranded in Turkey because they are too scared to return to the UK after leaving Islamic State militants.
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20751
Florida woman jailed after police mistook SpaghettiO sauce on a spoon for meth | syracuse.com
Funny | 207500 hits | 8:38 AM on Wednesday | posted by Alta_redneck
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Gainesville Police released Ashely Gabrielle Huff from jail this month after a lab analysis showed she was telling the truth about SpaghettiOs in her car.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Baby bear's pole dancing on golf course caught on YouTube video
Funny | 207448 hits | 7:39 PM on Wednesday | posted by Hyack
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Golfers at a B.C. resort were surprised to find a baby bear using their putting green as a playground.
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Link Related to Canada in some say
Funny | 207224 hits | 6:48 AM on Wednesday | posted by DrCaleb
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In a cheeky new video game called Aura of Power, a red-headed character named Alison tries to get to the Skypalace while collecting diamonds, burning taxpayer dollars and leaping over journalists. On her way through the city, she passes signs that point h
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Respect MP George Galloway has 'jaw and rib broken by attacker who shouted comment about the Holocaust as he posed for pictures in Notting Hill' | Mail Online
Funny | 208438 hits | 12:18 AM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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The assailant shouted a comment about the Holocaust before attacking the politician as he was posing for photos with residents in Notting Hill, west London, his spokesman said.
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FACEBOOK users call cops to report website down
Funny | 207242 hits | 7:31 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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An officer from Los Angeles County took to Twitter on Friday when Facebook users called for help to report that the social media website was down.
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Florida city bars baggy pants on city property
Funny | 207835 hits | 8:48 PM on Wednesday | posted by Regina
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Link Related to Canada in some say Free cocaine samples offered with contact info, police allege
Funny | 207229 hits | 12:08 PM on Tuesday | posted by DrCaleb
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The samples were handed out last Wednesday and Thursday from the window of a white Dodge Ram pickup truck parked near 103rd Street and 83 Avenue.
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Wider car parking spaces for women drivers in China spark accusations of sexism
Funny | 207340 hits | 5:03 PM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
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Chinese shopping mall reserves spaces 30cms wider because women "have a few issues with parking"
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45 ridiculous things global warming will supposedly cause
Funny | 208376 hits | 8:43 AM on Tuesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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Whether you believe global warming is caused primarily by humans and will bring about Gaia’s destruction or not, you can’t help but laugh at some of the more absurd things alarmists have claimed the phenomenon will cause. There have been some doozies lat
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32 worst exam howlers of all time
Funny | 207266 hits | 9:32 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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As this year's top exam howlers are revealed, we round up the funniest bloopers from students' end-of-year tests
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Redheads could become extinct in Scotland because of climate change
Funny | 207268 hits | 10:16 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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Experts believe that Scotland’s gloomy climate has led to a red hair emerging as a genetic adaptation to help exploit rare sunny days and boost Vitamin D production.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Taxpayers put out $17.5Gs for one-night stand study
Funny | 208071 hits | 12:17 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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Taxpayers spent $17,500 so a University of Alberta student could bar-hop in Jasper to research how to score a one-night stand. The University of Ottawa received the same amount to study tattooed teachers. The University of British Columbia is spending $20
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20896
Link Related to Canada in some say Alaska bear falls through skylight into party, eats all the cupcakes
Funny | 208948 hits | 10:34 PM on Wednesday | posted by Regina
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A young bear fell through an Alaska couple's skylight while they were preparing to celebrate their child's birthday, sending the humans scurrying out the room while he feasted on cupcakes.
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20810
Exchange student gets stuck inside giant German vagina sculpture, becomes internet famous
Funny | 208085 hits | 7:16 AM on Tuesday | posted by DrCaleb
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In an age where embarrassing photos can be uploaded and go viral within minutes, some dares simply aren't worth the bragging rights. An anonymous American exchange student learned this the hard way Friday afternoon after firefighters pulled him from th
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20846
Paul Ehrlich claims humanity is moving towards cannibalism at 'ridiculous speed'
Funny | 208459 hits | 12:50 AM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
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Stanford's Paul Ehrlich, best known for his prediction of human 'oblivion' 46 years ago, says that current population trends are on a course that could leave cannibalism as one of the only options.

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