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Funny | 207931 hits | 9:36 PM on Thursday | posted by Alta_redneck
It isn’t every day a former Canadian prime minister can be seen strolling down the aisles of Red Deer’s Costco store. Yet it happened this week, when shoppers and staff were amazed to see Brian Mulroney headed towards the food court in the Gasoline Alley ISIS fighters write sick notes in the Middle East
Sick notes written by ISIS militants desperate to escape the front line have revealed jihadis are not turning up to fight because of headaches, sore feet and bad backs.
Funny | 208179 hits | 12:07 AM on Tuesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Sick notes written by ISIS militants desperate to escape the front line have revealed jihadis are not turning up to fight because of headaches, sore feet and bad backs.Is a doomsday asteroid on its way to Earth'
The strange object, named 2016 WF9, was discovered last year. Self-proclaimed Russian astronomer Dr Dyomin Damir Zakharovich said it is heading straight towards our planet.
The strange object, named 2016 WF9, was discovered last year. Self-proclaimed Russian astronomer Dr Dyomin Damir Zakharovich said it is heading straight towards our planet.Woman taken off plane after challenging Trump supporter
Footage shared online Saturday shows the woman (left) telling the man next to her: 'You pretend you have the moral high ground but you put that man's finger on the nuclear button.'
Footage shared online Saturday shows the woman (left) telling the man next to her: 'You pretend you have the moral high ground but you put that man's finger on the nuclear button.'Trump Washington hotel protester sets himself on fire
The man, who has not yet been identified, said the act was in protest of the President-elect's looming inauguration. Witnesses said he yelled 'Trump' as flames 'ran up his back' shortly before 9.30pm.
The man, who has not yet been identified, said the act was in protest of the President-elect's looming inauguration. Witnesses said he yelled 'Trump' as flames 'ran up his back' shortly before 9.30pm.Vegan Denied Swiss Passport Because Of 'Annoying' Lifestyle
A 42-year-old Dutch woman recently had her Swiss citizenship application rejected by the people with the sole reason being her annoying lifestyle.
Funny | 207807 hits | 11:47 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A 42-year-old Dutch woman recently had her Swiss citizenship application rejected by the people with the sole reason being her annoying lifestyle.Justin Trudeau Claims He Could "Probably Take" Vladimir Putin In A Fight
I can't tell if this is news or just pure bullshit.
I can't tell if this is news or just pure bullshit. Squirrels stealing chocolate bars driving Toronto store owner nutsFunny | 207332 hits | 6:08 PM on Thursday | posted by shockedcanadian
Hollywood sign vandalized to read 'Hollyweed'
Los Angeles residents awoke New Year's Day to find a prankster had altered the famed Hollywood sign to read 'HOLLYWeeD.'
Los Angeles residents awoke New Year's Day to find a prankster had altered the famed Hollywood sign to read 'HOLLYWeeD.' The frozen pants: a Calgary mystery
There are enduring mysteries in this world. Are we alone in the universe? How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Whose pants are frozen to the sidewalk on Bow Trail? Funny | 207243 hits | 3:48 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
WINNIPEG — Canada’s annual gathering of top Arctic scientists has been roiled by an open letter from researchers protesting what they call a sexist joke at the conference’s gala banquet. Not what you sphynx: Women bought pricey, hairless felines that grew furFunny | 208233 hits | 3:08 PM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Shayla Bastarache was looking for a hairless, sphynx cat and thought she had found a good deal - until the animals she bought started growing hair.Trump supporters order '#TrumpCups' Starbucks in protest of 'Republican discrimination'
Protesters are ordering their coffee from Starbucks using the name 'Trump' so baristas will have to shout the last name of the president-elect when their drink is ready.
Funny | 208287 hits | 12:52 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Protesters are ordering their coffee from Starbucks using the name 'Trump' so baristas will have to shout the last name of the president-elect when their drink is ready.Santa Claus is gutted that the North Pole has banned weed
North Pole, where Santa Claus, formerly known as Thomas O’Connor, is a city council member (because who wouldn’t vote for Santa?) decided not to allow marijuana business in the city.
North Pole, where Santa Claus, formerly known as Thomas O’Connor, is a city council member (because who wouldn’t vote for Santa?) decided not to allow marijuana business in the city.Burglar asylum seekers mistake grandmother for GHOST in stairlift surprise
TWO bungling asylum seekers fled in horror from the home they had broken into after witnessing what they thought was a ghost floating down the stairs.
Funny | 207558 hits | 3:08 PM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
TWO bungling asylum seekers fled in horror from the home they had broken into after witnessing what they thought was a ghost floating down the stairs.'Paddling pool slasher' who destroyed 47 pools is captured by German police after seven year spree
During his rampage across the south German town of Münnerstadt the man destroyed 47 pools and caused thousands of euros worth of damage. He was captured after an 'extensive investigation'.
During his rampage across the south German town of Münnerstadt the man destroyed 47 pools and caused thousands of euros worth of damage. He was captured after an 'extensive investigation'.Man attempts to climb Europe's highest mountain with his pet CAT
Andrey Ostanin trained his cat Graf to withstand alpine conditions and they set off together to reach Mount Elbrus's 18,510 feet summit in Russia.
Andrey Ostanin trained his cat Graf to withstand alpine conditions and they set off together to reach Mount Elbrus's 18,510 feet summit in Russia. Yankees fan loses ring during disastrous in-stadium proposal | For The WinFunny | 208007 hits | 8:00 AM on Wednesday | posted by shockedcanadian
Mississauga condo developer forgets to put 120 bathrooms in brand new buildingFunny | 209468 hits | 10:30 PM on Thursday | posted by Freakinoldguy
You can imagine the shock of some Mississauga condo owners when they moved into their units and discovered that something simple was missing: None of the units in the 35 storey building had been equipped with a bathroom.Stephen King Compares Donald Trump To Cthulhu; Cthulhu Issues Angry Denial
The Great Old One objects to being compared to the GOP presidential candidate.
The Great Old One objects to being compared to the GOP presidential candidate. Does this picture show the Loch Ness Monster' | Fox NewsFunny | 207545 hits | 12:53 PM on Friday | posted by shockedcanadian
Russian women strip to their underwear and beg people for money to buy clothes
Seven Russian women in Kazan, Tatarstan stripped down to their underwear and asked motorists on a motorway for money to buy clothes as part of a class to help them find husbands.
Seven Russian women in Kazan, Tatarstan stripped down to their underwear and asked motorists on a motorway for money to buy clothes as part of a class to help them find husbands. Gigi Gorgeous -- Dubai Won't Let Me In Because I'm Transgender | TMZ.com
Gigi Gorgeous, a transgender model and Kylie Jenner's BFF, is being detained at the Dubai airport because she used to be a man. Gigi,… Ground squirrel crashes Edmonton couple's mountain engagement photo shoot
An Edmonton couple's romantic mountain engagement photo shoot got a little wild when a nut-munching ground squirrel stole their shot.91-year-old woman fills in crossword at museum
A 91-year-old woman has been questioned by police in Germany — after she filled in the blanks in a piece of modern art based on a crossword puzzle.
Funny | 207662 hits | 8:16 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A 91-year-old woman has been questioned by police in Germany — after she filled in the blanks in a piece of modern art based on a crossword puzzle. Etobicoke councillor wants city to examine bicycle licensingFunny | 207240 hits | 8:12 PM on Thursday | posted by shockedcanadian
Police Chief Devon Clunis celebrates last day with 1st doughnut
The last day of a 29-year-old job is a good time for some rule-breaking, and Winnipeg police Chief Devon Clunis marked it by breaking a long-running promise never to eat a doughnut. Apparently it felt good. Canada's worst parking job leads police to hit-and-run suspect
A viral video of a brutal parking job has led Vancouver police to a teenager without a driver's licence who appears to have panicked after striking a parked car with his mom's "borrowed" Porsche Cayenne.
Canuck the Crow flies off with knife from crime scene in VancouverFunny | 208504 hits | 12:52 AM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The crow is known to police and has a dedicated social-media following Russian Embassy uses video game image as 'illustration' of chemical weapons
The official Twitter account of the Russian Embassy in the U.K. uses a screenshot from the video game Command and Conquer as an "illustration" for chemical weapons in a post about Syrian extremists. 
Library and Archives Canada has unearthed documents about Canadian supersoldier James “Logan” Howlett.Someone Fell For A Police Department's Fake Ebola-Tainted Meth Warning
A Texas woman was arrested after she fell for a police department’s fake news alert which warned that meth and heroin in the area could be tainted with Ebola.
The Granite Shoals Police Department issued the following warning on Facebook last Tuesday:
A Texas woman was arrested after she fell for a police department’s fake news alert which warned that meth and heroin in the area could be tainted with Ebola.
The Granite Shoals Police Department issued the following warning on Facebook last Tuesday: American men drop to their knees, literally beg Justin Trudeau to run for U.S. president
Prime minister Justin Trudeau's trip to the U.S. may have left too good an impression on the American public. Funny | 207374 hits | 11:00 PM on Tuesday | posted by Freakinoldguy
On Wednesday, Secretary of State John Kerry responded to the news that a former Guantanamo Bay detainee had returned to terrorism by saying, “He’s not supposed to be doing that.” P.E.I. slang: How to talk like an Islander
Bruce Rainnie, host of CBC News: Compass, and weatherman Kevin "Boomer" Gallant sit down to explain P.E.I. slang.Jesper proves felines as just as capable as dogs as he pulls his owner through the snow
A determined cat, who lives in Norway, has set out to prove that felines are just as accomplished as husky dogs when it comes to extreme winter sports by pulling his owner through the snow.
A determined cat, who lives in Norway, has set out to prove that felines are just as accomplished as husky dogs when it comes to extreme winter sports by pulling his owner through the snow.Anti-refugee tank in carnival causes controversy as parades called off
Police in Germany are investigating whether a carnival parade in Bavaria broke hate crime laws after it included a float mocked up as a Nazi tank with the words “Asylum Defence” written along it.
Funny | 207489 hits | 2:57 PM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Police in Germany are investigating whether a carnival parade in Bavaria broke hate crime laws after it included a float mocked up as a Nazi tank with the words “Asylum Defence” written along it. Napping Montreal intern gains Internet fameFunny | 207641 hits | 1:26 PM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
An intern who gained Internet fame for an ill-timed nap is making the most of the sudden attention.Ulster student who sneaked away from one-night stand is humiliated on his Facebook
An Ulster University student has been humiliated online after a girl he sneaked out on after a one-night stand posted a message on his Facebook shaming his behaviour.
Funny | 207478 hits | 12:20 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
An Ulster University student has been humiliated online after a girl he sneaked out on after a one-night stand posted a message on his Facebook shaming his behaviour.Cereal offenders: Tony the Tiger begs furries to stop tweeting him porn
Kellogg’s Frosties mascot asked social media users to ‘keep things gr-r-reat’ after being inundated with lewd anthropomorphic images
Funny | 208471 hits | 11:18 AM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Kellogg’s Frosties mascot asked social media users to ‘keep things gr-r-reat’ after being inundated with lewd anthropomorphic imagesBBFC: 10-hour film of paint drying awarded U certificate following protest fundraising campaign
Charlie Lyne's forces examiners to watch film of paint drying in protest over censorship
Charlie Lyne's forces examiners to watch film of paint drying in protest over censorship Northumberland ferry sign in Nova Scotia directs traffic to 'EI ferry'
A highway sign in Nova Scotia directing traffic to the Northumberland ferry to P.E.I. appears to be broken, directing people instead to the "E.I. ferry."The women who claim they have 'hybrid' children fathered by ALIENS
Bridget Nielson, from Sedona, Arizona, and Aluna Verse, from Los Angeles, California, are among members of the 'Hybrid Baby Community' who believe their children live on alien spaceships.
Funny | 207683 hits | 12:34 PM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Bridget Nielson, from Sedona, Arizona, and Aluna Verse, from Los Angeles, California, are among members of the 'Hybrid Baby Community' who believe their children live on alien spaceships. Funny | 208206 hits | 8:37 AM on Wednesday | posted by Guy_Fawkes
A misspelled word during a heated Facebook conversation questioning if Albertans should rise up and overthrow the government sparked a flurry of comments and memes on social media.Gold Mao Zedong statue is ripped down days after it was unveiled
The statue in Henan province, which cost about £313,000 to build, has been destroyed just days after Twitter users joked that Mao Zedong appeared to be sitting on the toilet.
Funny | 207579 hits | 8:24 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The statue in Henan province, which cost about £313,000 to build, has been destroyed just days after Twitter users joked that Mao Zedong appeared to be sitting on the toilet.Back to Canada News
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