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Asparagus recipe appears in Belgian law database
The six-step recipe appears to have been accidentally copied and pasted into a government database.
The six-step recipe appears to have been accidentally copied and pasted into a government database.Africa Live: Elephants trample poacher to death in SA park
A suspected poacher has died after being trampled by elephants in South Africa's Kruger National Park.
The South African National Parks (SANParks) on Sunday said the deceased and his two colleagues had been running away from the park's field rangers "w
A suspected poacher has died after being trampled by elephants in South Africa's Kruger National Park.
The South African National Parks (SANParks) on Sunday said the deceased and his two colleagues had been running away from the park's field rangers "wDouble bongcloud: why grandmasters are playing the worst move in chess
A move so bad you’d have to be stoned to think it was a good idea. But chess’ grandmasters are taking it to the mainstream
A move so bad you’d have to be stoned to think it was a good idea. But chess’ grandmasters are taking it to the mainstream
Halifax building damaged by crane collapse gets new tongue-in-cheek name
An apartment building in downtown Halifax that was under construction when a crane crashed down on it during a storm in 2019 will open for rentals in May — under a new tongue-in-cheek name. The building on South Park Street, which was to originally be cTexas department accidentally pushes Amber Alert for 'Chucky' doll
The Texas Department of Public Safety sent out a mistaken Amber Alert like no other on Friday, Jan. 29. The message published from the Texas Alerts system with an Amber Alert for Chucky the doll and his child, Glen.
The Texas Department of Public Safety sent out a mistaken Amber Alert like no other on Friday, Jan. 29. The message published from the Texas Alerts system with an Amber Alert for Chucky the doll and his child, Glen. Motorcyclist stopped for using paper licence plate for 2nd time in 2 months
Police stopped a motorcyclist in Burnaby last week for using a fake licence plate made of paper, and they say it's not the first time the driver has been stopped for that exact offence. Gucci is selling denim overalls with grass 'stain effect' for $1,750
Gucci is taking distressed denim to a new level. The Italian luxury brand is selling denim overalls that appear grass-stained for $1,750. Lululemon lampooned for 'resist capitalism' post
Lululemon, known for its £128 yoga leggings, is facing mockery on social media for promoting an event about "decolonising gender" and how to "resist capitalism". Black bear wanders into B.C. liquor store
A large black bear wandered into Last Call Liquor Store in Revelstoke on Monday night. Suspect mistakes cop car for taxi, gets free ride to Portage la Prairie police station
A young man suspected of causing a disturbance in Portage la Prairie ended up with a free ride to police headquarters after RCMP say he mistook an unmarked cop car for a taxi — and hopped in. German nudist chases down laptop-stealing wild boar
A German nudist had the last laugh after giving chase to a wild boar that had run off with a bag containing his laptop. 'You can't beat a pub': Edmonton company renting inflatable pubs for backyards | CTV News
If the pandemic is keeping you from heading to your local watering hole, an Edmonton company will bring the pub to you. 
The Kawartha Lakes-Haliburton Crime Stoppers page features just Walter White of "Breaking Bad" fame. Trudeau just one ethics commissioner investigation away from free ethics commissioner investigationFunny | 207639 hits | 11:33 PM on Friday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Stubborn peacock claims entrance to Victoria apartment as mating ground, refuses to leave
A promiscuous and prolific peacock has been relocated by animal control officers after setting up a new home near a Victoria apartment and causing quite the commotion.Australian man interrupts PM Morrison to say 'get off my lawn'
The resident stopped Scott Morrison's press briefing, complaining his lawn had "just been reseeded".
The resident stopped Scott Morrison's press briefing, complaining his lawn had "just been reseeded". 'I thought it was hilarious': Albertans having a laugh at cheeky Canadian Tire billboard
You may not notice it while driving by, but a billboard on the QEII Highway south of Edmonton was a big hit online Wednesday night. Young driver flips new car after allegedly going 221 km/hr: OPP
Shortly after picking up his new car, a young driver was clocked travelling over 220 km/hr before rolling the vehicle and fleeing on foot, Ontario police say.Ministry of Silly Walks comes to Sonning during lockdown
Residents of a Berkshire village have been taking advantage of quiet streets to perform their own silly walks.
Residents of a Berkshire village have been taking advantage of quiet streets to perform their own silly walks.Watch: Wild bear breaks into cabin with people inside
A group of people hoping to enjoy a cottage getaway in Tennessee had their vacation plans interrupted by a black bear that made its way inside and stole their snacks.
A group of people hoping to enjoy a cottage getaway in Tennessee had their vacation plans interrupted by a black bear that made its way inside and stole their snacks. Louisiana police looking for 'aggressive chicken' terrorizing bank customers
Police in Louisiana urged residents to be on the lookout for an 'aggressive chicken' that has been terrorizing bank customers.A 5-year-old boy was pulled over in Utah on his way to California to try to buy a Lamborghini
A 5-year-old boy with US$3 in his pocket was pulled over by Utah police while driving his parent's car to California to buy a Lamborghini.
A 5-year-old boy with US$3 in his pocket was pulled over by Utah police while driving his parent's car to California to buy a Lamborghini. Half of cars stolen in North Vancouver this month had spare keys in them, police say
North Vancouver RCMP say they received 24 stolen car reports in April, and 12 of them involved vehicles with readily accessible spare keys. French man, 64, bails out of surprise fighter jet ride via ejector seat
He never asked to go up in the fighter jet, but his colleagues pulled some strings to get him on the aircraft as a gift. Mom stole my weed, 14-year-old boy tells OPP
According to police a 14-year-old boy called Ontario Provincial Police Sunday morning because, he says, his mom stole his marijuana.
When police arrived at the Simcoe family home, the boy and his mom had to be separated.
Police say no one was injure Cops discover dog behind the wheel after high-speed chase: 'I wish I could make this up'
State troopers were shocked to discover a pit bull behind the wheel during an intense high-speed chase.Man brings tuxedo-clad llama to his sister's wedding
A man brought a tuxedo-clad llama to his sister's wedding after he joked that he would years earlier.
A man brought a tuxedo-clad llama to his sister's wedding after he joked that he would years earlier.Leaning Tower of Dallas survives explosives and comically small wrecking ball
Admirers of the Leaning Tower of Dallas can relax because the viral landmark isn't going anywhere quickly.
Since Feb. 16, the core of the 11-storey building has been leaning to one side after explosives were detonated inside and it survived.
Now i
Admirers of the Leaning Tower of Dallas can relax because the viral landmark isn't going anywhere quickly.
Since Feb. 16, the core of the 11-storey building has been leaning to one side after explosives were detonated inside and it survived.
Now i
Saudi minister: 'We don't have a history of murdering our citizens'
The brutal murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the hands of Saudi state agents sparked international outrage, tarnishing Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman's global charm offensive and deterring, for a short time at least, foreign investors.
While Ri
The brutal murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the hands of Saudi state agents sparked international outrage, tarnishing Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman's global charm offensive and deterring, for a short time at least, foreign investors.
While RiWisconsin police warn of 'highly addictive' Girl Scout cookies coming to town
Wisconsin police are warning residents of a 'highly addictive substance' arriving in their neighbourhoods as the sale of Girl Scout cookies begins.
Wisconsin police are warning residents of a 'highly addictive substance' arriving in their neighbourhoods as the sale of Girl Scout cookies begins.Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man
Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, found out the truth when his bride was caught stealing a TV from a neighbour and was searched by police.
Funny | 207859 hits | 12:20 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, found out the truth when his bride was caught stealing a TV from a neighbour and was searched by police. Patriots Release Tom Brady to Pursue CFL OpportunitiesFunny | 207262 hits | 3:07 PM on Wednesday | posted by Freakinoldguy
Police therapy dog caught hoarding charity drive toys
Officers with the Franklin Police department had worked diligently to collect toys for needy children this holiday season, but noticed that some of those toys were disappearing. The culprit turned out to be their own therapy dog.
Officers with the Franklin Police department had worked diligently to collect toys for needy children this holiday season, but noticed that some of those toys were disappearing. The culprit turned out to be their own therapy dog.Delivery driver spends 25 minutes building a wall of parcels all for one house
Footage from the US shows a UPS delivery man making several trips to and from his loaded lorry to leave piles of cardboard packages in front of someone's garage.
Footage from the US shows a UPS delivery man making several trips to and from his loaded lorry to leave piles of cardboard packages in front of someone's garage.Peloton loses $942M in one day as backlash over 'sexist' holiday ad sends stock tumbling nearly 10%
Peloton Interactive Inc's stock fell 9.12 percent on Tuesday, and analysts attributed the drop to negative publicity over the exercise equipment company's Christmas commercial.
Peloton Interactive Inc's stock fell 9.12 percent on Tuesday, and analysts attributed the drop to negative publicity over the exercise equipment company's Christmas commercial.What if Nick Sandmann and Greta Thunberg Changed Places'
Imagine a weird alternate reality where Nick Sandmann got demonized by the media, and Greta Thunberg made into a global, prophetic icon.
Imagine a weird alternate reality where Nick Sandmann got demonized by the media, and Greta Thunberg made into a global, prophetic icon. Naughty list: B.C. mall fires 'fun-loving' Santa over cheeky Facebook pictures
A 69-year-old mall Santa from Penticton, B.C. is feeling less jolly than usual after after being fired over some cheeky photos.US: Alabama man stabs Baby Trump protest balloon
The 'Baby Trump' blimp was made famous by protesters in London in 2018. Organizers took it to Alabama ahead of Trump's attendance at a college football game, but an angry passerby stabbed it in the back.
Funny | 207499 hits | 12:56 PM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The 'Baby Trump' blimp was made famous by protesters in London in 2018. Organizers took it to Alabama ahead of Trump's attendance at a college football game, but an angry passerby stabbed it in the back. Staff evacuate koi from Dr. Sun Yat-Sen garden after deadly otter returns
Learning from last year's otter rampage, park staff removed the koi immediately after finding some dead - but officials are still not sure how the otter got into the garden.Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human
STAMFORD, CT—The pro wrestling world was rocked last week when a new challenger arrived on the WWE circuit weighing in at 890 pounds, possessing 10-inch claws, and the strength to crush bones into gelatin. “He calls himself ‘
Funny | 207895 hits | 4:39 PM on Sunday | posted by Freakinoldguy
STAMFORD, CT—The pro wrestling world was rocked last week when a new challenger arrived on the WWE circuit weighing in at 890 pounds, possessing 10-inch claws, and the strength to crush bones into gelatin. “He calls himself ‘ Migrating Russian eagles run up huge data roaming charges
Russian scientists tracking eagles got huge SMS bills when some birds flew to Iran and Pakistan.ABC News mistakes footage from a Kentucky gun range as Turkish militant attack on Syria
Several media outlets have matched the footage to that from the Knob Creek Gun Range’s biannual 2017 machine gun shoot
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