[Newsbot]

Title: U.S. warns citizens of �zombie apocalypse'
Category: Funny
Posted By: saturn_656
Date: 2012-09-07 10:54:19
Canadian

[DrCaleb]

http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

Just sayin'.

[raydan]

I thought that the Republican convention was over.

[DrCaleb]

raydan raydan:

I thought that the Republican convention was over.

Hence, the warning. Both Republican and Democrat conventions are over, so there will be many Zombies roaming the streets.

[saturn_656]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

Just sayin'.

$1:

Disclaimer: Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is NOT a toy (IT IS LIVE AMMUNITION), but is intended only to be used on…ZOMBIES, also known as the living dead, undead, etc. No human being, plant, animal, vegetable or mineral should ever be shot with Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition. Again, we repeat, Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is for use on ZOMBIES ONLY, and that's not a nickname, phrase or cute way of referring to anybody, place or thing. When we say Zombies, we mean…ZOMBIES!

[BartSimpson]

raydan raydan:

I thought that the Republican convention was over.

Bob Hope spoke to this issue seventy years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

[PublicAnimalNo9]

$1:

Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you’re prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

So basically arm yourself to the tits and have at it?

[BartSimpson]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

$1:

Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you’re prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

So basically arm yourself to the tits and have at it?

Yep.

[raydan]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

raydan raydan:

I thought that the Republican convention was over.

Bob Hope spoke to this issue seventy years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

[2Cdo]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

raydan raydan:

I thought that the Republican convention was over.

Bob Hope spoke to this issue seventy years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

Bob is priceless.

[Gunnair]