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Scottish Wedding Mishap
A fuming bride decked her kilt wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a skid mark on her wedding dress.
A fuming bride decked her kilt wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a skid mark on her wedding dress.
Dolphins save Doberman Pinscher stranded on sandbar
A Pennsylvania woman on vacation in Florida took a tip from two dolphins to save a lost Doberman Pinscher that got stranded on a sandbar.
A Pennsylvania woman on vacation in Florida took a tip from two dolphins to save a lost Doberman Pinscher that got stranded on a sandbar.Malaysia police say 3 men arrested for stealing 725,000 condoms, which haven't been found
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Malaysian police have arrested three suspects involved in the heist of some 725,000 condoms, which have not yet been found.
Mohamad Shukri Dahlan, the police chief of Malaysia's northern Perak state, says the heist was "an insi
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Malaysian police have arrested three suspects involved in the heist of some 725,000 condoms, which have not yet been found.
Mohamad Shukri Dahlan, the police chief of Malaysia's northern Perak state, says the heist was "an insiCondom company commemorates royal wedding
Now there's a way to commemorate the royal wedding and keep your crown jewels safe at the same time.
Funny | 208427 hits | 1:55 PM on Saturday | posted by wildrosegirl
Now there's a way to commemorate the royal wedding and keep your crown jewels safe at the same time.Chinese TV Lifted Fighter Jet Footage from 'Top Gun'
China's state-run CCTV is once again under suspicion doctoring footage, this time with images lifted from the movie "Top Gun" in a segment supposedly depicting the capabilities of China's state-of-the-art J-10 fighter jet. The newscast aired on Dec. 23 sh
China's state-run CCTV is once again under suspicion doctoring footage, this time with images lifted from the movie "Top Gun" in a segment supposedly depicting the capabilities of China's state-of-the-art J-10 fighter jet. The newscast aired on Dec. 23 sh
Ambulances may speed when necessary, says Alberta HealthFunny | 207770 hits | 2:57 AM on Saturday | posted by BionicBunny
Teacher allegedly taped students' mouths shut
An Australian primary school teacher has been suspended after allegations she taped her students' mouths shut.
Funny | 208933 hits | 8:09 PM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
An Australian primary school teacher has been suspended after allegations she taped her students' mouths shut.Group wins $129M with ticket bought at porn shop
A group of friends and family is obscenely rich after winning a nearly $129 million jackpot with a lottery ticket bought at a Detroit-area porn shop. And some of the money will be devoted to sacred purposes.
Funny | 208340 hits | 8:42 AM on Saturday | posted by wildrosegirl
A group of friends and family is obscenely rich after winning a nearly $129 million jackpot with a lottery ticket bought at a Detroit-area porn shop. And some of the money will be devoted to sacred purposes. Woman annoyed by deer ringing her doorbellFunny | 210378 hits | 6:46 PM on Thursday | posted by wildrosegirl
It's one thing for the deer to scrounge around in her yard, eating all her flowers. It's quite another for them to come up to the front step and ring her doorbell.Europeans wake up an hour late as Apple fails to fix iPhone alarm clock bug
A still-unfixed bug with Apple's iPhone caused alarms in Europe to go off an hour late Monday as the continent switched from daylight saving time, but their phone's alarms did not.
Funny | 207840 hits | 7:21 AM on Monday | posted by hurley_108
A still-unfixed bug with Apple's iPhone caused alarms in Europe to go off an hour late Monday as the continent switched from daylight saving time, but their phone's alarms did not.
Typo sends callers to sex line, not charity
NFL fans never know what to expect from Chad Ochocinco but even they were probably surprised when dialing a number from a charity cereal box featuring the attention-seeking Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver and getting a phone-sex line.
Funny | 207714 hits | 7:34 PM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
NFL fans never know what to expect from Chad Ochocinco but even they were probably surprised when dialing a number from a charity cereal box featuring the attention-seeking Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver and getting a phone-sex line. Clerk says man stuck tongue in her earFunny | 208565 hits | 7:28 PM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
Police are looking for a man who stuck his tongue in the ear of a dollar store clerk in Grimsby, Ont. Commonwealth Games security deploys monkeysFunny | 208886 hits | 7:10 AM on Wednesday | posted by wildrosegirl
Security officials at the Commonwealth Games aren't monkeying around anymore, deploying langur monkeys at several venues in New Delhi to keep smaller simians from causing any trouble.US sorry for flying Philippine flag upside down
The United States government apologized for displaying the Philippine flag upside down at an event in New York attended by President Barack Obama on Friday, calling it an “honest mistake.”
Funny | 208490 hits | 7:13 PM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
The United States government apologized for displaying the Philippine flag upside down at an event in New York attended by President Barack Obama on Friday, calling it an “honest mistake.” TiCats lampoon Riders with 'Fantuz Flakes'
The Hamilton Tiger-Cats have taken to lighthearted mockery in an effort to drum up fan support with the release of a pseudo-news report about a new hair-care product from the Saskatchewan Roughrider's Andy Fantuz.KFC asks college girls to plug Double Down on butts
KFC wants to advertise its bunless burger on the buns of college girls
KFC wants to advertise its bunless burger on the buns of college girlsIce cream goes to pot
Three flavours of marijuana-laced ice cream went on sale in California last week.
Funny | 208302 hits | 8:55 PM on Saturday | posted by wildrosegirl
Three flavours of marijuana-laced ice cream went on sale in California last week.Duke of Edinburgh asks top Tory: do you have tartan knickers?
The Duke of Edinburgh has sparked controversy during the Pope Benedict XVI's visit by asking Scotland's most senior Conservative politician whether she owned a pair of tartan knickers.
The Duke of Edinburgh has sparked controversy during the Pope Benedict XVI's visit by asking Scotland's most senior Conservative politician whether she owned a pair of tartan knickers. Chicken head found in order of wingsFunny | 208643 hits | 8:47 AM on Tuesday | posted by wildrosegirl
An Ottawa woman says she bought some take-out wings recently from a Toronto eatery and was horrified when she instead received an order of Shake ‘n’ Beak. Scientists discover men's sexiest dance movesFunny | 207960 hits | 9:13 AM on Friday | posted by Guy_Fawkes
'We're about to crash,' passengers told in error
British Airways apologized to passengers after an emergency message warning they were about to crash into the sea was played by mistake.
Funny | 209017 hits | 9:13 PM on Tuesday | posted by wildrosegirl
British Airways apologized to passengers after an emergency message warning they were about to crash into the sea was played by mistake.Biker caugth attempting to get BBQ home. Hilarious pics.
A Kiwi man who was caught riding his motorbike along the Eastern Freeway in Melbourne with a barbecue strapped to his body was fined A$800 (NZ$1007) today and lost his licence for one month.
A Kiwi man who was caught riding his motorbike along the Eastern Freeway in Melbourne with a barbecue strapped to his body was fined A$800 (NZ$1007) today and lost his licence for one month.Reality TV finalist steered developer to mosque site near Ground Zero .
As if the mosque controversy could not get any weirder, it turns out the person who found the site two blocks from Ground Zero was a teenage reality show contestant from Queens.
As if the mosque controversy could not get any weirder, it turns out the person who found the site two blocks from Ground Zero was a teenage reality show contestant from Queens.US school road marking spelled wrongly
Workers have misspelled the word school on a road approaching a high school in North Carolina in the United States.
Workers have misspelled the word school on a road approaching a high school in North Carolina in the United States.
The Canadian believes in the first-come, first-serve principle while waiting in line “and will be angry if you push ahead.” We don’t smoke. So don’t try. “However,” the guide notes drily. “(T)his may be different in Quebec.” Other British insights into ouBear takes off in car with sandwich
A bear went for a little joyride in the town of Larkspur, Colorado Friday morning when it got into an unlocked car and knocked the gear into neutral, sending it down a hill and knocking over a few trees before coming to a full stop.
Funny | 208466 hits | 9:08 AM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
A bear went for a little joyride in the town of Larkspur, Colorado Friday morning when it got into an unlocked car and knocked the gear into neutral, sending it down a hill and knocking over a few trees before coming to a full stop. OnStar stops stolen truck for policeFunny | 207906 hits | 12:21 PM on Saturday | posted by wildrosegirl
Police got a bit of high-tech help in catching a group of Cape Breton car thieves in Dartmouth, N.S., on Friday.Whale makes a splash, and smash, landing on yacht
Paloma Werner has a whale of a tale to tell after the mast and rigging of her sailboat were smashed to smithereens by a breaching southern right whale.
Funny | 207676 hits | 3:32 PM on Thursday | posted by wildrosegirl
Paloma Werner has a whale of a tale to tell after the mast and rigging of her sailboat were smashed to smithereens by a breaching southern right whale. Woman robs McDonalds wearing underwear as mask
An unemployed woman who said she was desperate for money has been arrested on charges she robbed an Oklahoma McDonald's with a white stretch girdle wrapped around her face as a makeshift mask.'Rabbit-fearing' teacher loses case against student
A German court on Tuesday threw out the case of a schoolteacher against a student who had allegedly been tormenting her by scrawling pictures of rabbits on the blackboard. The court declined to hear the complaint of the teacher, who was seeking an injunct
A German court on Tuesday threw out the case of a schoolteacher against a student who had allegedly been tormenting her by scrawling pictures of rabbits on the blackboard. The court declined to hear the complaint of the teacher, who was seeking an injunct Ad suggests government funded porn jobFunny | 207944 hits | 9:30 AM on Tuesday | posted by wildrosegirl
Want a job editing porn or something close to it?
A Montreal company is advertising for a video editor who must be comfortable working in the “adult industry.” The ad also says the federal government is sponsoring the position. Teen tries to smuggle girlfriend in trunk of his carFunny | 207798 hits | 5:36 PM on Friday | posted by wildrosegirl
They arrived on Canada's doorstep with overnight bags, a birthday cake and plans to celebrate.Feline robber fancies panties
A spate of thefts from gardens and washing lines in a southern English town had been puzzling police.
Funny | 207707 hits | 10:30 PM on Friday | posted by wildrosegirl
A spate of thefts from gardens and washing lines in a southern English town had been puzzling police. Italians end up in Cape Breton by AccidentFunny | 207706 hits | 5:59 AM on Thursday | posted by PENATRATOR
Man calls cops over raccoonFunny | 207792 hits | 1:07 PM on Thursday | posted by wildrosegirl
A frightened homeowner who thought his house was being broken into and called police learned his home invaders was just a member of the local wildlife. Baby makes surprise first appearance at fire hallFunny | 208665 hits | 9:05 PM on Wednesday | posted by wildrosegirl
Port Moody firefighters delivered under pressure when a frantic expectant mother showed up at their fire hall in labour on Tuesday.British cat gets bionic paws
Oscar the cat may have lost one of his nine lives, but his new prosthetic paws make him one of the world's few bionic cats.
Funny | 207897 hits | 12:29 PM on Saturday | posted by wildrosegirl
Oscar the cat may have lost one of his nine lives, but his new prosthetic paws make him one of the world's few bionic cats.Dutch may use 'decoy Jews' to fight racism
Funny | 207415 hits | 7:53 AM on Friday | posted by Guy_Fawkes
Man accused of snowmobiling drunk in June
A New York state man was arrested Wednesday after allegedly driving a snowmobile while drunk - in June.
Funny | 207646 hits | 6:23 PM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
A New York state man was arrested Wednesday after allegedly driving a snowmobile while drunk - in June.
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