[Newsbot]

Title: Gorillas escape, raid Calgary Zoo kitchen for second time this year
Category: Funny
Posted By: Regina
Date: 2013-10-02 07:18:45
Canadian

[Jabberwalker]

More Gorilla warefare in the wilds of Alberta, eh?

[DrCaleb]

Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:

More Gorilla warefare in the wilds of Alberta, eh?

The Calgary Zoo has been trying to teach them to cook so we don't have to hire TFWs to staff kitchens on rigs.

The success rate is low.

[BartSimpson]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:

More Gorilla warefare in the wilds of Alberta, eh?

The Calgary Zoo has been trying to teach them to cook so we don't have to hire TFWs to staff kitchens on rigs.

The success rate is low.

I imagine it's hard to teach a gorilla to cook that bad.

[Jabberwalker]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:

More Gorilla warefare in the wilds of Alberta, eh?

The Calgary Zoo has been trying to teach them to cook so we don't have to hire TFWs to staff kitchens on rigs.

The success rate is low.

.... banana mush on toast ... banana mush on oatmeal ... banana mush on the floor ... banana mush on the ceiling ...

[DrCaleb]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:

More Gorilla warefare in the wilds of Alberta, eh?

The Calgary Zoo has been trying to teach them to cook so we don't have to hire TFWs to staff kitchens on rigs.

The success rate is low.

I imagine it's hard to teach a gorilla to cook that bad.

They get to peeling most of the potatoes, then it's all Smmmmmmaaaaaasssshhhhh! And flinging poo and stuff.

You can't expect too much from Calgarians.