Hot, Canadian babes are often hard to tell apart from hot, lesbian babes. They share many common characteristics. Why is this important? If you are a man, trying to pick up a lesbian babe can be difficult and may result in embarassing public rejections. If you are a lesbian that isn't too discriminating, a Canadian lesbian can often be acquired for the price of a beer.
Why are they hard to tell apart? The following picture points out the confusing areas of concern:
So how do you tell them apart? Luckily, there are glaring differences that with a little practice can be easy for the connoisseur to identify. The following table highlights these differences:
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Would never let anyone named Stanley cup her ass |
Would drink a quart of Labatts from Stanley's cup | |
Broad shoulders and sensible shoes | Broad shoulders and CCMs | |
Prefers to score between periods | Prefers to score during a period | |
Pubic hair moustache on upper lip | Molson moustache on upper lip | |
Suffers from chronic muff jaw | Suffers from living in Moose Jaw | |
Little or no stick work | She makes up for her lack of size with great stickhandling, a nasty wrist shot and her hip check is a beauty, eh? |
Published on: 2004-08-05 (26228 reads)