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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:08 am
 


Title: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
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Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2010-08-03 08:33:10


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:08 am
 


ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

This man is my hero. :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:15 am
 


Turnabout is fair play.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:43 am
 


ironically enough, this is so good, i cant help but think..there IS a god


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:59 am
 


Well, At least the Mormons will learn how how irritating these visits can be.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:32 am
 


This is one of those thing that makes you say, "Wow Its no wonder no one has done this until now." We need if for the JWs out here though.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:42 am
 


:D:D

Awesome.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:49 am
 


GreenTiger GreenTiger:
Well, At least the Mormons will learn how how irritating these visits can be.

No they won't :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:13 pm
 


It's all funny as hell until he knocks on the wrong door and some really angry Charlie Church Beck-worshipper gives him both barrels of an over/under shotgun. I agree with him rubbing the churchie's faces in it a bit but it is kind of a reckless thing to do in a country so full of religion-drunk whackjobs.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:21 pm
 


I was gonna say: "Who cares? It's a funny stunt, but as an atheist, I KNOW I'm right. So I'd never take part in something like this simply because I don't give a shit what wrong people believe. I wouldn't waste my time trying to change their minds".

That's what I was going to post. Then I realized that if that yarn were true, I wouldn't be here on CKA. :P


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:28 pm
 


As long as they knock past noon on a weekday.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:28 am
 


Oh didn't you all know in the church of the antithiest we believe door knocking conversions are best done on a Sunday afternoon right after church so we can destroy people's faith and cause untold misery when their faith is at it's strongest. :P

I'm being sarcastic of course if that needs to be pointed out.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:58 am
 


The sad thing is that it wont stop the door knockers, what I hate the most is they try and convert me to their views. I just look at them and say I'm a christian are you? If they say yes I tell em God bless and hope to see them in Heaven. When they try to argue with me and tell me my views are wrong I ask them to show me the passage in the bible not their lil brocher thing. Frustrates them as all get out. I just laugh and shut the door.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:37 am
 


As all here present know religion is a very improtant part of my life.
But, with that said have a confession to make.
After the third visit on the same day I told these well dressed young men this.

"I am an atheist. Now please never, darken my door again."


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:50 am
 


Put a small RED CROSS with " I am a blood donor" printed underneath, on your front door. Problem solved! :lol:


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