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When I was small, every night I had a dream with a big black bird yelling at me outside the window. Since then I have learned that I probably just had a message.
That wasn't a dream.
In the US this would read:
When the suspect picked up the knife the officer feared for his life and opened fire on the knife-wielding bird shooting it eighteen times in the back.
The shooting has since been determined to have been justified.
When I was small, every night I had a dream with a big black bird yelling at me outside the window. Since then I have learned that I probably just had a message.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
When I was small, every night I had a dream with a big black bird yelling at me outside the window. Since then I have learned that I probably just had a message.
That wasn't a dream.
When I was small, every night I had a dream with a big black bird yelling at me outside the window. Since then I have learned that I probably just had a message.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
Ohhhh.
Do you have anything up your sleeve for crocodiles under the bed?
That a happened a couple of times when I woke up and had to pee.
Joking online I saw "No murder - only one crow involved"
If it were two crows, then it would be "attempted murder".