I guess Samsung will now have to include a warning on their products that women shouldn't stick cell phones up their pussies.
llama66
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:42 am
This is why we can't have nice things.
Coach85
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:50 am
It's a fake article.
raydan
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:50 am
...hopes that everybody realizes this is a fake news site
Tricks
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:22 am
$1:
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
It's literally at the bottom of the page.
Coach85
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:27 am
Tricks Tricks:
$1:
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
It's literally at the bottom of the page.
FOG thought it was real. Guaranteed.
Strutz
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:27 am
From the same site:
$1:
"Former Russian Spy claims he killed "the real Donald Trump" in 2006
Then who's the dude that so many people are annoyed by?
Strutz
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:29 am
raydan raydan:
...hopes that everybody realizes this is a fake news site
So is it a real fake news site as opposed to a fake real news site?
xerxes
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:36 am
Did this really need all caps too?
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PublicAnimalNo9
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:29 pm
Coach85 Coach85:
Tricks Tricks:
$1:
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
It's literally at the bottom of the page.
FOG thought it was real. Guaranteed.
Yeah, that's why he posted it in 'Funny'.
herbie
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:41 pm
It was more fake news than satire, to the dumb point about being removed by C section. Stupid, not funny or ironic.
Now if was about how she was suing Samsung because the battery died after only an hour on vibrate, that would be satire!
BRAH
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:20 pm
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Text The Pussy!
Freakinoldguy
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:48 pm
Coach85 Coach85:
Tricks Tricks:
$1:
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
It's literally at the bottom of the page.
FOG thought it was real. Guaranteed.
You wish.
Had you clicked the link on the home page you would have notice this.
"And now for a little levity from the world of fake news"
Coach85
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:29 pm
PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:
Yeah, that's why he posted it in 'Funny'.
It was posted in the Current Events section.
We're posting fake news stories in the Current Events section now. Good to know.
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