Wandering River? Says it all right there. Trust me, nothing good ever happens in the part of Alberta where the farm belt ends and the murky trees begin.
This would be hilarious if not for the fact that it took the police 20 minutes to arrive which is something that should bother everyone in rural area's.
Actually, given the distance from the Detachment at Boyle which is apparently 52 minutes away to Wandering River I guess the 20 minute response time was stellar.
Okay the title alone made me
That was half the reason for posting it.