WOMAN SUES SAMSUNG FOR $1.8M AFTER CELL PHONE GETS STUCK INSIDE HER VAGINA

Funny | 207640 hits | Sep 23 10:07 pm | Posted by: Freakinoldguy

And now for a little levity from the world of fake news.

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by Mowich
Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:29 pm
I guess Samsung will now have to include a warning on their products that women shouldn't stick cell phones up their pussies.
by llama66
Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:42 pm
This is why we can't have nice things.
by Coach85
Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:50 pm
It's a fake article.
by raydan
Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:50 pm
...hopes that everybody realizes this is a fake news site
by Tricks
Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:22 pm
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

It's literally at the bottom of the page.
by Coach85
Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:27 pm
"Tricks" said
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

It's literally at the bottom of the page.

FOG thought it was real. Guaranteed.
by Strutz
Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:27 pm
From the same site:

"Former Russian Spy claims he killed "the real Donald Trump" in 2006

Then who's the dude that so many people are annoyed by?
by Strutz
Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:29 pm
"raydan" said
...hopes that everybody realizes this is a fake news site

So is it a real fake news site as opposed to a fake real news site?
by xerxes
Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:36 pm
Did this really need all caps too?
by PublicAnimalNo9
Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:29 am
"Coach85" said
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

It's literally at the bottom of the page.

FOG thought it was real. Guaranteed.
Yeah, that's why he posted it in 'Funny'.
by herbie
Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:41 am
It was more fake news than satire, to the dumb point about being removed by C section. Stupid, not funny or ironic.

Now if was about how she was suing Samsung because the battery died after only an hour on vibrate, that would be satire!
by BRAH
Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:20 am

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Text The Pussy!
by Freakinoldguy
Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:48 am
"Coach85" said
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

It's literally at the bottom of the page.

FOG thought it was real. Guaranteed.

You wish.

Had you clicked the link on the home page you would have notice this.

"And now for a little levity from the world of fake news"
by Coach85
Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:29 am
"PublicAnimalNo9" said

Yeah, that's why he posted it in 'Funny'.

It was posted in the Current Events section.

We're posting fake news stories in the Current Events section now. Good to know.

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