[Newsbot]

Title: Connecticut man calls 911 when cat refuses to let him inside his house.
Category: Funny
Posted By: Tyler_1
Date: 2015-06-07 10:16:47

[DrCaleb]

The Pussification of society continues.

[2Cdo]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

The Pussification of society continues.

Yep.

[Tyler_1]

Well when I read it I felt like I Was Iron Man!

[DrCaleb]

Tyler_1 Tyler_1:

Well when I read it I felt like I Was Iron Man!

Kitty was Iron Man. Homeowner is defeated by widdle puddy tat.

I love kitties and all, but if one gave me that kind of attitude it would be 'kitty, meet shovel. Shovel, this is kitty...*bing!*' Not 'Call 911 and have them send a SWAT team!'.

[andyt]

Pretty harsh. I would think a broom would suffice.

[DrCaleb]

For a normal cat. But not Iron Kitty.

[stratos]

Cat Scratch Fever

[Freakinoldguy]

FFS buddy grow a pair and show the cat who's the boss. I don't know about cats but dogs respond to the alpha male so between this guy and his wife one of them should have been able to take charge of a 7.5 lb kitty. Long pants, gloves and a bag come to mind.

But thinking about it, animals don't "normally" attack humans unless they feel they or their offspring are being threatened so, I'd like to know what Captain Courageous and his wife did to make the cat so pissed off.

[ShepherdsDog]

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

:roll:

FFS buddy grow a pair and show the cat who's the boss. I don't know about cats but dogs respond to the alpha male so between this guy and his wife one of them should have been able to take charge of a 7.5 lb kitty. Long pants, gloves and a bag come to mind.

But thinking about it, animals don't "normally" attack humans unless they feel they or their offspring are being threatened so, I'd like to know what Captain Courageous and his wife did to make the cat so pissed off.

I remember the neighbour's dog sticking his nose into an old tractor tire where our cat had her kittens stashed....man, she went ballistic and chased the dog all the way home. Our dog, she could have cared less. You often saw them sleeping on or around him.