[Newsbot]

Title: Protest Jobs
Category: Funny
Posted By: Freakinoldguy
Date: 2020-02-26 11:05:33
Canadian

[Freakinoldguy]

For anyone with a little time on their hands and a hankering for a few extra bucks, I have the solution.

[Thanos]

I'd sign up for one but the last cheque I got from Soros bounced. I do have a couple of old tires I'd be willing to donate though for the bonfire on the train tracks.

[CharlesAnthony]

Honey pots for the win!

[Freakinoldguy]

This one may be a joke but sadly the concept of paying people to protest isn't.

https://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi- ... story.html

[stratos]

I have access to some major printing equipment. Can make the signs in mass quantity, spelling NOT guaranteed.

[DrCaleb]

I want a sign that says: "What do we want? Time Travel! When do we want it? It doesn't matter!"

and "GAME OVER. Insert 25cents to continue."

[PluggyRug]

[stratos]

$1:

I want a sign that says: "What do we want? Time Travel! When do we want it? It doesn't matter!"

Just within my life time please. I would love to tell myself to avoid a certain marriage, avoid a couple GF's and to bang those couple of really hot chicks when I had the chance. I had morals in my youth.

[stratos]

PluggyRug PluggyRug:

But it is showing a bunch of old white people. I thought us old white people suck or something like that.

[herbie]

Welcome to the thrills of retirement.
They're standing around to see if something happens. Beats peering out the curtains or hopping in the car to see where the ambulance/fire truck is going.