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Link Related to Canada in some say Pam Anderson launches anti-seal hunt ad campaign
Funny | 207640 hits | 8:31 AM on Friday | posted by Robair
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Pamela Anderson is launching a new ad campaign against the Canadian seal hunt outside the Ontario legislature in Toronto.
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Banned in the USSR (1985)
Funny | 207257 hits | 1:57 PM on Saturday | posted by DerbyX
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List of rock bands that were banned in the USSR circa 1985.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Silverman to the Pope: 'Sell the Vatican'
Funny | 207314 hits | 9:51 PM on Thursday | posted by Hyack
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Comedian Sarah Silverman has a message for Pope Benedict XVI: "Sell the Vatican: Feed the world."
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Link Related to Canada in some say Canucks fans voted most annoying in NHL
Funny | 207646 hits | 9:58 PM on Thursday | posted by stokes
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Blogs are NOT news, no matter what the topic.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Stephen Harper should have sung in French, too: Critic
Funny | 207291 hits | 9:03 PM on Tuesday | posted by gigs
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The National Arts Centre received several complaints from the public after the prime minister's rendition of With a Little Help From My Friends during a black-tie gala in Ottawa Saturday, including one that groused Harper failed to sing in French.
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20854
Link Related to Canada in some say Stolen car makes for bad first date
Funny | 208526 hits | 3:25 PM on Tuesday | posted by Brenda
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Talk about a really bad date; talk about yet another really dumb car thief… Terrance McCoy of Detroit was recently sentenced to at least two years in prison for stealing a woman’s car. Granted, there’s nothing exceptionally newsworthy about a car thief
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Link Related to Canada in some say Perpetrator put a pint of pickles in his pants
Funny | 207557 hits | 10:48 AM on Sunday | posted by wildrosegirl
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Is that a pickle in your pants?
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Link Related to Canada in some say Tory MP's son a cheeky devil
Funny | 207171 hits | 9:46 AM on Saturday | posted by gigs
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A Conservative government MP's son engaged in a public display of collegiate humour that drew more than laughter during a Thompson Rivers University convocation ceremony.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Advertizing with the homeless
Funny | 207202 hits | 9:54 AM on Friday | posted by ridenrain
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New York Advertizing company employs homeless to wear branded T-Shirts for cash.
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20695
Thursday, October 01, 2009 Conservative Olympic majority master-plan revealed
Funny | 206951 hits | 3:46 PM on Thursday | posted by leewgrant
13 Comment
Blog......link is in the forums.
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US man who stole hot dog in park, ate the evidence is sentenced to 18 months in prison
Funny | 207195 hits | 8:24 AM on Wednesday | posted by LightStarr
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Link Related to Canada in some say San Diego Becomes a Beautiful Blonde
Funny | 207012 hits | 8:05 AM on Friday | posted by nanza
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so should you or shouldn't you move to that sunny town 12 miles North of Mexico...another tried and true READER article on the pro's and con's of San Diego the dream and the reality in that funny as H E double hockey sticks way the READERS writers have
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Link Related to Canada in some say 'Flammable' bras hold back Swedish female conscripts
Funny | 207113 hits | 8:08 PM on Tuesday | posted by ridenrain
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The bras issued to Swedish female military conscripts easily catch fire and are prone to coming undone, making them inappropriate for the battlefield, claims a conscripts’ rights group.
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Thurgau police stop naked jogger
Funny | 206989 hits | 9:10 AM on Tuesday | posted by snookums
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A man’s been given a police warning after he was spotted jogging naked in the canton of Thurgau. The 26-year-old told police that running nude allowed his skin to absorb more oxygen.
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Polk undercover drug investigators play Wii during raid
Funny | 207206 hits | 9:05 AM on Tuesday | posted by DerbyX
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Link Related to Canada in some say Man with tattoo ID gives cops fake name
Funny | 207288 hits | 8:44 AM on Tuesday | posted by WDHIII
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REGINA — If you're going to give police a fake name, make sure you don't have your real name tattooed on your body.
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Link Related to Canada in some say I'm King of this alley
Funny | 207602 hits | 7:12 AM on Saturday | posted by nanza
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more SD Reader idiocacy but a fun article about ppl hobbies got camera ad ur trash photographs better then mine
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JOKE US Condemmed for use of Hillary Clinton
Funny | 206927 hits | 12:25 PM on Wednesday | posted by ridenrain
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Link Related to Canada in some say Angry Blonde Attacks Soldiers
Funny | 207521 hits | 1:51 PM on Tuesday | posted by Newfy
34 Comment
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CNN Mistakes Audio of Coast Guard Training on Potomac for Real Thing
Funny | 207210 hits | 3:40 PM on Friday | posted by ManifestDestiny
9 Comment
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Link Related to Canada in some say Taking sex out of Ontario county
Funny | 207054 hits | 8:25 AM on Wednesday | posted by WDHIII
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There's no more sex in Middlesex -- at least not in the e-mail world.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Couple exchanges vows at Tim Hortons
Funny | 207669 hits | 12:37 PM on Sunday | posted by stokes
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Kris Rutherford shook his head when asked what he was doing at a Tim Hortons restaurant yesterday afternoon.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Idiot, witch, baseball glove among Canada's earliest jobs
Funny | 207228 hits | 10:37 PM on Friday | posted by Hyack
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Trudge to work. Nod at the Boss. Stare at a screen. Come home. Eat. TV. Sleep. Repeat
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What have police been smoking?
Funny | 207241 hits | 8:35 AM on Friday | posted by WDHIII
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Dutch cops raze field of harmless hemp thinking it was pot
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Dog deflates all four tires of police car
Funny | 207278 hits | 8:36 AM on Wednesday | posted by WDHIII
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HOPE MILLS, North Carolina - Some dogs chase cars. One in a North Carolina town decided to try to eat one.
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Michael Jackson hoax was 'experiment,' broadcaster says
Funny | 207277 hits | 9:03 AM on Monday | posted by stokes
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A hoax video purporting to show Michael Jackson hopping out of a coroner's van alive was produced by a German television station as an experiment, the broadcaster told CNN Monday.
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Link Related to Canada in some say When 'shoo' fails, call in Splash to evict Canada geese
Funny | 208377 hits | 8:52 AM on Monday | posted by WDHIII
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Another reason why DOGS RULE! ;-)
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Link Related to Canada in some say No one in Toronto wants to see Bill Clinton
Funny | 207854 hits | 2:21 PM on Friday | posted by ridenrain
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Only about 7,000 of the available 25,000 tickets have been sold and Ex officials are hoping for a last-minute rush on Saturday afternoon. The situation is a public embarrassment.
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As if being a poodle wasn't humiliating enough.
Funny | 207276 hits | 7:31 AM on Tuesday | posted by DerbyX
26 Comment
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Link Related to Canada in some say CNN report says squirrel seen in Banff, B.C.
Funny | 207437 hits | 1:35 PM on Friday | posted by WDHIII
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CALGARY - I really like Jeanne Moos, the witty, husky-voiced CNN correspondent with a flair for the offbeat and the obscure. But she needs to get out of New York more often.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Fleeing suspect runs into telephone pole
Funny | 207318 hits | 8:19 AM on Tuesday | posted by WDHIII
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LONDON -- As getaways go, this one wasn't pretty. Nor was it successful.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Running Room thief couldn't run
Funny | 207335 hits | 8:15 AM on Tuesday | posted by RoyalHighlander
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A guy who let his fingers do his stealing in a local Running Room store was no match for the long arm of the law
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Link Related to Canada in some say Update: Canadians moon grounded surveillance balloon
Funny | 207188 hits | 5:47 PM on Saturday | posted by WDHIII
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SARNIA, Ont. -- A group of demonstrators descended upon Sarnia, Ont., Saturday to drop their pants and moon the sky to protest a U.S. surveillance balloon that was hovering near the border city recently.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Fame-seeking Banff squirrel storms Internet
Funny | 207258 hits | 1:00 PM on Thursday | posted by snookums
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Like a starlet plucked from anonymity, like the moment Norma Jean became Marilyn, an Alberta ground squirrel who has languished in obscurity in Banff National Park has finally found its moment in the sun.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Cash-strapped Cuba says toilet paper running short
Funny | 207573 hits | 1:52 PM on Friday | posted by gigs
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Cuba, in the grip of a serious economic crisis, is running short of toilet paper and may not get sufficient supplies until the end of the year, officials with state-run companies said on Friday.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Air Canada loses luggage of 3 premiers
Funny | 207222 hits | 10:16 PM on Thursday | posted by Hyack
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REGINA – Canada's premiers typically seek to agree on major issues when they gather for their annual meeting, but some of the provincial leaders are also looking for something else – their luggage.
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German football song irks Muslims
Funny | 207086 hits | 4:59 PM on Wednesday | posted by ridenrain
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The third verse contains the words: "Muhammad was a prophet who understood nothing about football". "But of all the lovely colours he chose [Schalke's] blue and white," it goes. The German news website Deutsche Welle says the song was written in 1924
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Judge clears way for dinosaur park to be seized
Funny | 207255 hits | 7:42 AM on Tuesday | posted by DerbyX
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A federal judge has cleared the way for the government's seizure of a creationism theme park in Pensacola owned by a couple convicted of tax fraud.
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Chippy smells of chips complaint
Funny | 207266 hits | 12:29 PM on Monday | posted by ridenrain
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A West Yorkshire chip shop owner is being investigated after a complaint that his shop smells of fish and chips.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Employers expecting bout of 'AC/DC flu'
Funny | 206918 hits | 10:26 AM on Monday | posted by WDHIII
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Ticket sales are looking for good for Thursday's AC/DC concert in Moncton, which could lead to an unusual number of people calling in sick on Friday, predicts a human resources consultant.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Tourists miss island due to GPS typo
Funny | 207044 hits | 8:19 AM on Tuesday | posted by WDHIII
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ROME (AP) — Officials say a Swedish couple looking for the pristine waters of the popular island of Capri ended some 400 miles
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Link Related to Canada in some say Fuchsia house gets green light
Funny | 207099 hits | 8:41 AM on Tuesday | posted by WDHIII
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A shop owner who painted one of her properties in Chelsea, Que., bright magenta was told Monday night that she can keep the colour, even though she didn't have council's approval before she dipped her paint brushes.
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Russian channel cuts Putin scene on 'South Park'
Funny | 207098 hits | 1:20 PM on Friday | posted by Scape
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The channel "2X2" cut material from the show that aired Tuesday portraying Putin as a greedy and desperate leader, the network's spokesman said. The decision prompted criticism and furious discussion on Russia blogs.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Illicit sign points to village's 'charms'
Funny | 207685 hits | 11:46 AM on Friday | posted by snookums
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Constance Bay has not designated its downtown a red-light district, despite what a racy new sign might have you believe
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Link Related to Canada in some say Halifax band an overnight Internet sensation with 'United Breaks Guitars' song
Funny | 210527 hits | 8:53 AM on Thursday | posted by bootlegga
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When Halifax's Dave Carroll got off his United Airlines flight last spring and discovered his $3,500 custom-made guitar was severely damaged - allegedly by overzealous luggage handlers - at first he was mad. When the airline's customer service team ga
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Link Related to Canada in some say Posters mocking chief posted at Edmonton police station
Funny | 207221 hits | 3:47 PM on Friday | posted by bootlegga
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Several posters mocking police Chief Mike Boyd were posted in police headquarters and e-mailed to officers this month, the latest in a series of signs morale may be low in the Edmonton Police Service. The posters read: “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over
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Link Related to Canada in some say Elderly man survives four days in well by soaking up moisture with tissue
Funny | 206912 hits | 5:57 AM on Friday | posted by dino_bobba_renno
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Officers spotted Bennett's legs and at first thought he may have been dead, but then the man started talking. And cracking jokes.
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Archie spurns Betty to wed Veronica
Funny | 208344 hits | 5:52 PM on Wednesday | posted by DerbyX
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Chuck Norris saves a bakery
Funny | 207905 hits | 10:24 AM on Thursday | posted by snookums
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A POSH bakery in Split, Croatia, has been broken into almost every week. But not since the shop owners posted a life-sized photo of the toughest man in Hollywood Chuck Norris in the window.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Eco-sailors rescued by oil tanker
Funny | 207681 hits | 7:38 PM on Wednesday | posted by ridenrain
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An expedition team which set sail from Plymouth on a 5,000-mile carbon emission-free trip to Greenland have been rescued by an oil tanker.

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