Cold-resistant cockroach from Asia found in North America

Awesome. Is there anything we can't f-k up?

Those aren't cockroaches. Those are Kias.

I thought we were getting more Senators..............

Na... Senators are a much lower life form. They could never survive the cold away from their entitlements.

So they decided to deport Kim Jong-Un's uncle rather than put a bullet in his brain pan. .

How compassionate of Little Kim

Cold resistant roaches?

hmmmmm...

Nuke 'em.

Ah yes, the wonderful benefits of globalization and Asian immigration.

I think it's time to start "exporting" a few Canadian beavers to some of these countries and watch the environmental havoc unfold

The Canadian beaver... an oversized rat that can deforest a river bank, then turn a good chunk of said river into a lake.

The Canadian beaver... an oversized rat that can deforest a river bank, then turn a good chunk of said river into a lake.
Yep, some years back a few Canadian beavers managed to make it into Russia. They wreaked some havoc but fortunately, it was in the relatively unpopulated Urals.

Let's start exporting mated pairs of Raccoons! That would transform the planet in short order.

The Canadian beaver... an oversized rat that can deforest a river bank, then turn a good chunk of said river into a lake.
Yep, some years back a few Canadian beavers managed to make it into Russia. They wreaked some havoc but fortunately, it was in the relatively unpopulated Urals.

PBS Nature/National Geographic had an excellent story about the poor beaver. Turns out, it's absolutely vital to a healthy ecosystem. A small beaver dam can store enough water to flood a valley and feed hundreds of animals and insects of diverse species.

Beavers are also a cheap way to get lots of water for farmers to irrigate crops, instead of draining rivers and streams.

Don't diss' the mighty beaver!!

they`d just come up with a recipe

I can never get enough beaver to eat, my self.