[Newsbot]

Title: Cold-resistant cockroach from Asia found in North America
Category: Science
Posted By: Regina
Date: 2013-12-09 07:16:04
Canadian

[DrCaleb]

Awesome. Is there anything we can't f-k up?

[Jabberwalker]

Those aren't cockroaches. Those are Kias.

[Regina]

I thought we were getting more Senators..............

[PluggyRug]

Regina Regina:

I thought we were getting more Senators..............

Na... Senators are a much lower life form. They could never survive the cold away from their entitlements.

[Freakinoldguy]

So they decided to deport Kim Jong-Un's uncle rather than put a bullet in his brain pan. .

How compassionate of Little Kim

[saturn_656]

Cold resistant roaches?

hmmmmm...

Nuke 'em.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Ah yes, the wonderful benefits of globalization and mass Asian immigration.

I think it's time to start "exporting" a few Canadian beavers to some of these countries and watch the environmental havoc unfold

[saturn_656]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

I think it's time to start "exporting" a few Canadian beavers to some of these countries and watch the environmental havoc unfold

The Canadian beaver... an oversized rat that can deforest a river bank, then turn a good chunk of said river into a lake.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

saturn_656 saturn_656:

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

I think it's time to start "exporting" a few Canadian beavers to some of these countries and watch the environmental havoc unfold

The Canadian beaver... an oversized rat that can deforest a river bank, then turn a good chunk of said river into a lake.

Yep, some years back a few Canadian beavers managed to make it into Russia. They wreaked some havoc but fortunately, it was in the relatively unpopulated Urals.

[Jabberwalker]

Let's start exporting mated pairs of Raccoons! That would transform the planet in short order.

[DrCaleb]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

saturn_656 saturn_656:

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

I think it's time to start "exporting" a few Canadian beavers to some of these countries and watch the environmental havoc unfold

The Canadian beaver... an oversized rat that can deforest a river bank, then turn a good chunk of said river into a lake.

Yep, some years back a few Canadian beavers managed to make it into Russia. They wreaked some havoc but fortunately, it was in the relatively unpopulated Urals.

PBS Nature/National Geographic had an excellent story about the poor beaver. Turns out, it's absolutely vital to a healthy ecosystem. A small beaver dam can store enough water to flood a valley and feed hundreds of animals and insects of diverse species.

Beavers are also a cheap way to get lots of water for farmers to irrigate crops, instead of draining rivers and streams.

Don't diss' the mighty beaver!!

[ShepherdsDog]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

Ah yes, the wonderful benefits of globalization and mass Asian immigration.

I think it's time to start "exporting" a few Canadian beavers to some of these countries and watch the environmental havoc unfold

they`d just come up with a recipe

[Jabberwalker]

I can never get enough beaver to eat, my self.

[DrCaleb]

Rob Ford Rob Ford:

I can never get enough beaver to eat, my self.