ER patient found with jewelry in vagina suspected of theft


Strange | 206726 hits | Jun 09 7:01 am | Posted by: ThisyThat
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Police in Palma de Mallorca, Spain are investigating the alleged theft of jewelry discovered by a doctor during a gynecological examination

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  1. by avatar GreenTiger
    Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:35 pm
    Let the jokes Begin!

  2. by avatar Brenda
    Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:38 pm
    I guess she forgot how she got memory loss?

  3. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:43 pm
    hmmmmm......guess guys aren't the only ones with the family jewels between their legs

  4. by avatar raydan
    Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:56 pm
    Here's what really happened...

    Earlier that day, the guy's friend gave him some friendly advise, "if you want that pussy, give her some jewelry". Let's just say that the guy wasn't very good at following directions. 8O

  5. by avatar Gunnair Gold Member
    Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:39 pm
    'Nother name for a snatch and grab?

  6. by avatar sandorski
    Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:57 pm
    Vagina Kleptomata!

  7. by avatar fifeboy
    Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:57 pm
    So! Let me get this straight! Some woman was found with jewelry in her vagina and the jewelry is suspected of theft? OK. I get it.

  8. by avatar BeaverFever
    Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:08 am
    1) JEWELRY FOR SALE: slightly used, still in box

    2) "Breakfast at Tiffanys" new name for cunnilingus

    3) (someone stole my snatch and grab joke)

    4) PAWN SHOP OWNER: "I knew something was fishy about the jewelry she tried to sell me"

    5) Sure pearls come from oysters but who knew diamonds come from clams?

  9. by Nuggie77
    Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:31 pm
    Was it a "pearl necklace"?



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