hmmmmm......guess guys aren't the only ones with the family jewels between their legs
raydan
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Posts: 35270
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:56 am
Here's what really happened...
Earlier that day, the guy's friend gave him some friendly advise, "if you want that pussy, give her some jewelry". Let's just say that the guy wasn't very good at following directions.
Gunnair
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Posts: 23565
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:39 am
'Nother name for a snatch and grab?
sandorski
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Posts: 11362
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:57 pm
Vagina Kleptomata!
fifeboy
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Posts: 8738
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:57 pm
So! Let me get this straight! Some woman was found with jewelry in her vagina and the jewelry is suspected of theft? OK. I get it.
BeaverFever
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Posts: 15244
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:08 pm
1) JEWELRY FOR SALE: slightly used, still in box
2) "Breakfast at Tiffanys" new name for cunnilingus
3) (someone stole my snatch and grab joke)
4) PAWN SHOP OWNER: "I knew something was fishy about the jewelry she tried to sell me"
5) Sure pearls come from oysters but who knew diamonds come from clams?
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