Somali Islamists offer 10 camels as bounty for Obama


Uncle Sam | 207073 hits | Jun 09 10:21 am | Posted by: maldonsfecht
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A Somali terror group with links to al Qaeda offered camels as a reward for information on the whereabouts of President Barack Obama.

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  1. by avatar maldonsfecht
    Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:24 pm
    **snicker**

  2. by avatar jason700
    Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:28 pm
    Oh man! I want 10 camels... I'll find him!

  3. by Regina Gold Member
    Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:48 pm
    If they'd have thrown in a goat and a pair of rubber boots they'd have had a line up in the desert. And that folks is what we're dealing with.

  4. by avatar Brenda
    Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:50 pm
    That means 40 camel toes, which comes close to 72 virgins...

  5. by Regina Gold Member
    Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:51 pm
    "Brenda" said
    That means 40 camel toes, which comes close to 72 virgins...

    PDT_Armataz_01_32

  6. by avatar maldonsfecht
    Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:11 pm
    "Brenda" said
    That means 40 camel toes, which comes close to 72 virgins...


    ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

    AWESOME...


    also, sorry to report that the Danes beat the Dutch today in the Ukraine...

  7. by avatar Brenda
    Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:14 pm
    "maldonsfecht" said
    That means 40 camel toes, which comes close to 72 virgins...


    ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

    AWESOME...


    also, sorry to report that the Danes beat the Dutch today in the Ukraine...
    Is the city still in one piece? 8O

  8. by avatar maldonsfecht
    Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:41 pm
    ^^ I think the alcohol supplies are running dangerously low

  9. by avatar GreenTiger
    Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:12 pm
    They might might be offering the cigarettes and not the animal.

  10. by avatar raydan
    Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:18 am
    Can someone check for camels in Bart's backyard?

  11. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:10 am
    They haven't actually got the camels yet. They have to rob some Bedouins first.

  12. by avatar GreenTiger
    Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:36 pm
    I don't think that The President is overly worried about this.

  13. by avatar EyeBrock
    Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:20 pm
    Seems harmless giggles until you realise that half these guys will be claiming refugee status and will be arriving at YYZ or a large US airport within 12 months.

    We will be accepting them with open arms and encouraging them to keep their 'culture'.

  14. by avatar Gunnair Gold Member
    Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:27 pm
    "EyeBrock" said
    Seems harmless giggles until you realise that half these guys will be claiming refugee status and will be arriving at YYZ or a large US airport within 12 months.

    We will be accepting them with open arms and encouraging them to keep their 'culture'.


    Rumor is that the Ontario government is in collusion with Environment Canada to ensure drought conditions in Southern Ontario in order to ensure that the new condos being built for these people are in similar weather conditions as home so as to make the transition easier. As well, each refugee will be given a Boston whaler, iPad with nav program, and several RPGs and AK 47s so they can easily transition back into their previous piracy careers onto Lake Ontario.

    Hope I didn't miss anything.



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