Eager flasher 'unfortunate': Canucks

Was TattoodGirl at the game last night? All YouTube vids of the incident have been removed, but I managed to find this one.....hope it holds for a while!!

Awesome. No wonder Eager wanted to get back to teh penalty box. Man we sure opened up a can of whup-ass on those clowns. The Sharks forums are filled with whining and rage. Ha ha ha.

Seriously?--she got booted out for showing her tits? How Taliban can you get.

Rumor has it the Canucks just signed her to a 3 year contract.

raydan likes boobies!

...or so I've heard...

raydan likes boobies!

...or so I've heard...


Those blue feet really do it for me.

Nice!

I don't think there was anything unfortunate about it.....except that we had our coverage through versus and didn't get to see them on the broadcast.

-J.

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Reminds me of 2004 - Shirts off for Kiprusoff! Shirts off for Kiprusoff!

Not only does she flash 'em, it looks like she presses 'em up against the glass. Or are my eyes deceiving me? It looks like a pressed-ham only different. How Canadian is that?

10 – It’s undecided what was a bigger wardrobe malfunction – that woman flashing her breasts, or Todd McClellan’s decision to dress Ben Eager.

9 – When asked about it, all 6 of Vancouver’s D said, “I didn’t notice”….or that could have been their response to the question “what did you think of Dany Heatley?”

8 – On the other hand, Vancouver’s forwards definitely noticed, and they all had the same feeling “those are to dive for”

7 – She knew Mark Recchi would be watching, so she wanted him to diagnose if she has breast cancer.

6 – The flasher is a big Christian Ehrhoff fan, and given his performance this offseason (he’s -6), she wanted to make sure he wasn’t the only person who gets undressed during the game.

5 – Fans are fortunate the arena photographer snapped a picture of that woman’s chest. If Raffi Torres was the photographer it would have been a head shot.

4 – When Gary Bettman saw the picture of her breasts, he experienced some southern expansion.

3 – Ironically, in Vancouver, this was the first appearance of the twins during these playoffs.

2 – She figured Ben Eager would be aroused, but she forgot that he sees bigger breasts after games when he showers next to Kyle Wellwood.

1 – She would have flashed Max Lapierre and even invited him to feel her up, but she knew he would refuse to drop his gloves.

It's only fitting since Eager played like a giant boob for the whole second period.

So what's the problem? It's still better than those two twits in green leotards who seem to think there junk is actually entertaining.

Ah, Vancouver. Boobies as the warm-up act to the inevitable street riot. Never change how you do things out there please, never change.