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Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:28 pm
10 – It’s undecided what was a bigger wardrobe malfunction – that woman flashing her breasts, or Todd McClellan’s decision to dress Ben Eager.
9 – When asked about it, all 6 of Vancouver’s D said, “I didn’t notice”….or that could have been their response to the question “what did you think of Dany Heatley?”
8 – On the other hand, Vancouver’s forwards definitely noticed, and they all had the same feeling “those are to dive for”
7 – She knew Mark Recchi would be watching, so she wanted him to diagnose if she has breast cancer.
6 – The flasher is a big Christian Ehrhoff fan, and given his performance this offseason (he’s -6), she wanted to make sure he wasn’t the only person who gets undressed during the game.
5 – Fans are fortunate the arena photographer snapped a picture of that woman’s chest. If Raffi Torres was the photographer it would have been a head shot.
4 – When Gary Bettman saw the picture of her breasts, he experienced some southern expansion.
3 – Ironically, in Vancouver, this was the first appearance of the twins during these playoffs.
2 – She figured Ben Eager would be aroused, but she forgot that he sees bigger breasts after games when he showers next to Kyle Wellwood.
1 – She would have flashed Max Lapierre and even invited him to feel her up, but she knew he would refuse to drop his gloves.
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