Would-be robber splits after store clerk brandishes banana

Law & Order | 206892 hits | Feb 03 10:02 am | Posted by: Strutz

An attempted robbery at an Ontario convenience store was foiled when the would-be thief was struck with a banana.

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by Strutz
Sun Feb 03, 2019 6:04 pm
LOL...sorry but... Regional Police

No employees were hurt in the botched robbery. Police said the intruder did not have a gun.

Const. Taryn Hill advised retail workers not to confront suspects as they could be armed.

In this case, can you imagine of the intruder had mangoes? There could have been an accidental fruit salad situation!
by raydan
Sun Feb 03, 2019 6:19 pm
Can we say the would-be robber slipped up?

Anyway, glad to know the the store clerk, Chiquita, is OK.

...we even have the perfect smilie for this one.
by raydan
Sun Feb 03, 2019 6:24 pm
Took me a while to see the joke in the title... "splits".
by herbie
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:05 pm
Never saw the instructional video "How to defend yourself from someone armed with a banana"?
by Hyack
Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:26 pm
How to defend yourself when a man attacks with a banana

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