[Newsbot]

Title: Would-be robber splits after store clerk brandishes banana
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: Strutz
Date: 2019-02-03 10:02:39
Canadian

[Strutz]

LOL...sorry but... Peel Regional Police

$1:

No employees were hurt in the botched robbery. Police said the intruder did not have a gun.

Const. Taryn Hill advised retail workers not to confront suspects as they could be armed.

In this case, can you imagine of the intruder had mangoes? There could have been an accidental fruit salad situation!

[raydan]

Can we say the would-be robber slipped up?

Anyway, glad to know the the store clerk, Chiquita, is OK.



...we even have the perfect smilie for this one.

[raydan]

Took me a while to see the joke in the title... "splits".

[herbie]

Never saw the instructional video "How to defend yourself from someone armed with a banana"?

[Hyack]

How to defend yourself when a man attacks with a banana