Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat

Should have named him Auðumbla.

The old tales.

Then said Gangleri: "Where dwelt Ymir, or wherein did he find sustenance?"
Hárr answered: "Straightway after the rime dripped, there sprang from it the cow called Auðumla; four streams of milk ran from her udders, and she nourished Ymir."

Then asked Gangleri: "Wherewithal was the cow nourished?"
And Hárr made answer: "She licked the ice-blocks, which were salty; and the first day that she licked the blocks, there came forth from the blocks in the evening a man's hair; the second day, a man's head; the third day the whole man was there. He is named Búri

And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten.

I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point.

Odin fulfilled his promise to kill all the ice giants.

Hoof do you think you are with these utterly corny puns?

Odin fulfilled his promise to kill all the ice giants.

Odin was a fucking bigot.

Odin fulfilled his promise to kill all the ice giants.

Odin was a fucking bigot.
You're just bitter because HE killed the ice giants, and you didn't. It's OK big guy, you'll get your chance.

You know me! You REALLY know me!!!

New Giant Cow Enables McD's to Serve Burgers As Big As In Ads...

Not to be picky but being a cow wouldn't that be a "her" or, have cattle decided to go gender fluid like the millennial's?

Not to be picky but being a cow wouldn't that be a "her" or, have cattle decided to go gender fluid like the millennial's?



Edit: Most cattle destined for meat are male.

Not to be picky but being a cow wouldn't that be a "her" or, have cattle decided to go gender fluid like the millennial's?
I understand it to be a steer. Steers being neutered males. So calling it a cow was lazy reporting.