[Newsbot]

Title: Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat
Category: World
Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2018-11-28 06:12:58

[llama66]

[DrCaleb]

Should have named him Auðumbla.

[llama66]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Should have named him Auðumbla.

The old tales.

Then said Gangleri: "Where dwelt Ymir, or wherein did he find sustenance?"
Hárr answered: "Straightway after the rime dripped, there sprang from it the cow called Auðumla; four streams of milk ran from her udders, and she nourished Ymir."

Then asked Gangleri: "Wherewithal was the cow nourished?"
And Hárr made answer: "She licked the ice-blocks, which were salty; and the first day that she licked the blocks, there came forth from the blocks in the evening a man's hair; the second day, a man's head; the third day the whole man was there. He is named Búri[."]

[DrCaleb]

And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten.

[fifeboy]

I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point.

[llama66]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten.

Odin fulfilled his promise to kill all the ice giants.

[llama66]

fifeboy fifeboy:

I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point.

Hoof do you think you are with these utterly corny puns?

[BartSimpson]

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten.

Odin fulfilled his promise to kill all the ice giants.

Odin was a fucking bigot.

[llama66]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten.

Odin fulfilled his promise to kill all the ice giants.

Odin was a fucking bigot.

You're just bitter because HE killed the ice giants, and you didn't. It's OK big guy, you'll get your chance.

[BartSimpson]

You know me! You REALLY know me!!!

[herbie]

New Giant Cow Enables McD's to Serve Burgers As Big As In Ads...

[Freakinoldguy]

fifeboy fifeboy:

I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point.

Not to be picky but being a cow wouldn't that be a "her" or, have cattle decided to go gender fluid like the millennial's?

[DrCaleb]

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

fifeboy fifeboy:

I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point.

Not to be picky but being a cow wouldn't that be a "her" or, have cattle decided to go gender fluid like the millennial's?

$1:

“He was too big to go into the export plant’s chain,” Geoff Pearson, the steer’s owner, told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC). “We have a high turnover of cattle, and he was lucky enough to stay behind.”

Edit: Most cattle destined for meat are male.

[llama66]

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

fifeboy fifeboy:

I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point.

Not to be picky but being a cow wouldn't that be a "her" or, have cattle decided to go gender fluid like the millennial's?

I understand it to be a steer. Steers being neutered males. So calling it a cow was lazy reporting.