First off I find it funny that people are accusing the geese of "defiling" and "desecrating" the monuments. This would indicate that the geese are doing this maliciously which is absurd. Second if you move the geese aren't they just going to fly back? Wouldn't it be easier to move the monuments?
Yep, first world problems.
Let's spend 500k every year to move the geese without hurting their feelings.
Who knew?
The geese should be shot for desecrating a memorial to victims of violence.
The funeral held at 350 for 1.5 to 2 hours, and accompanied by carrots, onions and potatoes.