Best moments from Donald Trump’s meandering, bizarre presidential announcement


Strange | 206998 hits | Jun 16 10:13 am | Posted by: N_Fiddledog
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Donald Trump announced his candidacy for President of the United States in a bizarre speech in which he touched on ISIS, China, Mexican “rapists,” Obamacare, and the fact that he’s “really rich.”

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  1. by avatar DrCaleb
    Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:27 pm
    Everyone that wants to vote for him should go to Atlantic City and see all the grand hotels and casions there that used to carry his name before they went bankrupt.

  2. by avatar BartSimpson Gold Member
    Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:15 pm
    "DrCaleb" said
    Everyone that wants to vote for him should go to Atlantic City and see all the grand hotels and casions there that used to carry his name before they went bankrupt.


    PDT_Armataz_01_37

  3. by avatar Delwin
    Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:24 pm
    Related:

    Top 10 Donald Trump Failures

    http://content.time.com/time/specials/p ... 23,00.html

  4. by avatar N_Fiddledog
    Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:01 pm
    The guy can't seriously believe he has a chance in the strong Republican field that will be available this election.

    So what's he really up to, I wonder? Comic relief?

  5. by avatar BRAH
    Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:22 pm
    Donald Trump is still touchy about his hair, like the time he corrected me on Twitter. :lol:

  6. by avatar martin14
    Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:09 pm
    "Regina" said
    I'd like to see his hair's birth certificate.



    And then the death certificate. :lol:

  7. by avatar xerxes
    Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:14 pm
    The man is a complete and utter moron. He's probably the only buffoon in history to lose money on casinos.

    The wod would be a better place if someone filled his mouth in with cement.

  8. by avatar sandorski
    Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:32 pm
    I suspect he runs for the same reason Gingrich does, for the $.

  9. by avatar BartSimpson Gold Member
    Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:37 pm
    "sandorski" said
    I suspect he runs for the same reason Gingrich does, for the $.




    Gingrich isn't running for anything.

  10. by JaredMilne
    Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:28 pm
    "xerxes" said
    The man is a complete and utter moron. He's probably the only buffoon in history to lose money on casinos.

    The wod would be a better place if someone filled his mouth in with cement.


    According to Delwin's link, he hasn't just lost money on casinos.

    His casinos went

    Three times.

    How is that even possible? :?

    "N_Fiddledog" said
    The guy can't seriously believe he has a chance in the strong Republican field that will be available this election.

    So what's he really up to, I wonder? Comic relief?


    Frankly, I imagine a lot of the Republicans would rather have Donald Duck as a presidential candidate.

    Compared to Donald Trump, Donald Duck is a lot more likable, fiscally competent, even-tempered and a better public speaker.

    That said, he's not quite as funny as Trump. :mrgreen:

  11. by avatar sandorski
    Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:33 pm
    "BartSimpson" said
    I suspect he runs for the same reason Gingrich does, for the $.




    Gingrich isn't running for anything.

    Not this time, so far.

  12. by Thanos
    Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:47 pm
    The announcement by the crooked dumb-ass realtor set off a chain of hilarity on Twitter today.

    2016 GOP Candidates



    My own contribution would be (the first one in honour of the great Garth Ennis) a green plastic St. Paddy's Day bowler hat upside down on a NYC sidewalk, filled to the brim with watery green-dye tinted vomit. And (in honour of the great Quentin Tarantino) a pile of dead dogs from a PETA all-kill shelter, heaped behind a sign that reads 'Dead N****r Storage'. :twisted:

  13. by avatar Delwin
    Wed Jun 17, 2015 12:57 am
    ROTFL There are some really funny ones there. Here's my contribution #2016gopcandidates updates: A waxing strip containing moustache hair from the upper lip of Margaret Thatcher, A May 1998 Issue of Guns and Ammo magazine, an oak tree leaf that bears a striking resemblance to Roy Rogers' stuffed horse "Trigger". :D

  14. by Thanos
    Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:11 am
    That picture of Rob & Doug Ford was pretty funny too, along with the one that simply said 'a pile of staples'. I didn't notice though if anyone had yet suggested Slenderman. :mrgreen:

    I don't do Twitter myself but some of the stuff that goes down there is just too funny to resist.



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