Masturbation causes pregnant hands in afterlife: Turkish preacher


Religion | 207856 hits | May 28 12:13 pm | Posted by: Alta_redneck
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Turkish Televangelist Mücahid Cihad Han claims masturbation is prohibited in Islam and leads to pregnant hands in the afterlife.

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  1. by avatar Alta_redneck
    Thu May 28, 2015 7:19 pm
    Top story of the day :lol:
    And for the record I don't follow the Hindutimes, I just expanded the Sun's story.
    http://www.calgarysun.com/2015/05/28/ma ... evangelist

  2. by avatar raydan
    Thu May 28, 2015 8:48 pm
    Geesh, I'm having triplets. 8O

  3. by Thanos
    Thu May 28, 2015 8:55 pm
    Turks are now taking birth control advice from the GOP? Keep that aspirin clenched tightly between your knees, you jezebels! :twisted:

  4. by avatar xerxes
    Thu May 28, 2015 9:08 pm
    Who wants to bet this idiot jacks it 5 times a day?

  5. by avatar Jabberwalker
    Fri May 29, 2015 1:55 am
    ... another one of those deeply thoughtful Imams ...

    He's probably the local Sharia judge and jury, as well.

  6. by avatar GreenTiger
    Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:46 pm
    Tossing off is most likely a no-no during Ramadan as one is supposed to only think and do good deeds during the day {in addition to not eating).

    It must make for a rather long unpleasant month.

  7. by avatar Jabberwalker
    Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:48 pm
    So, what do they cut off in punishment for that? ... your sister's genitals?

    It's a matter of honor, after all.



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