Talking to cats: Careful, they're easily misunderstood

This is so lame. He never even scratched the surface.

So, what's a cat trying to say when it's teeth are embedded in my finger?

'feed me fucknuts' or my ancestors ate yours

CATS RULE

What is most wrong in this one is the "Cats don't meow at each other" part. Also, the slow blink is eleventeen things down on the how to say I love you list. I also hope someday someone figures out that Cats have different personalities just like human beans.

CATS RULE

I was thinking more like "then you shouldn't move your finger in that mouse-like manner!"

My cat has a distinctive meow when he can see the bottom of his bowl. Not enough food in my plate! It's different from the bowl is empty meow, which he accompanies with a head butt if you're asleep.
And as spring is here, his low, loud growl/meow which means he brought a dead mouse or bird into the kitchen to give you...
found a new non-verbal way to annoy us too this week. He'll walk on the remote if you leave it on the beside table until he flips the tv on button to get you up....

Reminds me of an interview question I wanted to ask in a recent job competition I ran: "Cats and the internet--whaddup widdat?" HR weinies wouldn't let me use it.

A few years ago me wife was interviewing for an Executive Director position and was asked if she knew Caesar Milan. She said no.........not personally.

A few years ago me wife was interviewing for an Executive Director position and was asked if she knew Caesar Milan. She said no.........not personally.

If I were still married, I'd get him to do marriage counseling. Arf!

At the zippy household


Meow (feed me)

I am Groot(Piss off, I like dogs)

Meow, meow(Feed me now, asshole)

I am Groot(yeah, right.)

Meow(I'm going to shit in your bed)

I am Groot(Been there done that)

Make them feel appreciated and they'll be there for you! Will you be there for them?