Islamic State Leader Used To Work As Secretary

Before - Office Worker




After - Dreamy Caliph to internet, wannabe, Jihadi fanboys



So step forward and spread your butt cheeks, one-time Little Timmy of the basement, now Muhammed Abdullah Mustaffah, brave Mujahideen - Lion of the desert

This could be true, maybe he really is just a little errand bitch. Now he gets to feel like a big many killing unarmed people.

Chances are though he self declared his occupation and lied.

Back in my spooky security screening days I had a guy who claimed he worked for the afghan army during the RUssian invasion. Said he was a large healthy 16 year old and they gave him a job as a sewing machine operator fixing the troops clothes. Yeah, right, sewing machine, machine gun, who can tell the difference.

Could be. Also never underestimate the potential of bureaucrats to develop into stone cold mass murderers.

Didn't Stalin used to work as a clerk in the weather service or something?

So it's a proto-nation run by Milton from Office Space. Allah help us.