Joan Rivers dead in New York at 81, says daughter Comedian Joan Rivers died Thursday in New York daughter says in a statement. She was 81.Commentsview comments in forum Page 1 You need to be a member of CKA and be logged into the site, to comment on news. |
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(Godspeed to her.)
RIP.
RIP
Joan Rivers regrets that she died because right now she'd like to tell me to go fuck myself.
RIP Joan
When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything’s in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action . . . . I want craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing “Mr. Lonely.” I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé’s.