Wayne Gretzky tells future son-in-law Dustin Johnson to get his act together

Sports | 206685 hits | Aug 07 1:09 am | Posted by: N_Fiddledog

Hockey legend Wayne Gretzky warned his troubled future son-in-law Dustin Johnson: Smarten up, or else. Johnson — who had reportedly been suspended by the PGA for cocaine abuse — is engaged to the Great One’s party girl daughter, Paulina.

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by DrCaleb
Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:00 pm
And you don't want him to call Mark Messier.
by Delwin
Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:33 pm
"DrCaleb" said
And you don't want him to call Mark Messier.
Gretzky...pfft. What's he gonna do? Skate circles around you and score a hat trick? Now if it's McSorley that shows up at your door, something has gone terribly awry.
by QBC
Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:36 pm
Gretzky sent Semenko over to the kids house. He still has him on the payroll....
by Regina
Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:38 pm
"Delwin" said
And you don't want him to call Mark Messier.
Gretzky...pfft. What's he gonna do? Skate circles around you and score a hat trick? Now if it's McSorley that shows up at your door, something has gone terribly awry.
He has Semenko on speed dial.

Funny how this comes up now. Golfed last month with a few PGA Canada pros and one of them mentioned he was the biggest coke head on the big tour. He had tested positive a number of times before that. A month later..boom in the news.
by Regina
Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:38 pm
by BRAH
Fri Aug 08, 2014 5:41 pm

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