Bowe Bergdahl's father 'stalked' twin sisters and 'peeped into their windows'

Police records don't lie, the father might be a creep that doesn't mean the son is and if this is being used to attack him epic failure!

Epic

I went to New York once in 1981, and I just did not feel safe.

Hey, listen, try this. I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that. It's called 'Mind Rape', it's actually pretty mellow. He only had three other batches. Uh...'Gorilla Panic', uh...'They're Coming, They're Coming', and something called 'This is Permanent'. Go on, spark it up.

You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public. That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.

And as one gentlemen to another, I just wanna say, I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.

Well, you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.

I'm an asshole, I know that. It worked for me in high school and it's been a reflex ever since.

My dick is squished!

We crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs tryin' to give it CPR, it died!

How are you doin', you fuzzy little asshole?

Sorry. Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.

Nah! I'm just kiddin' you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was fuckin' retarded.

By the power invested in me, by the New York Jets, and by the united peoples of the planet Mongo, I now pronounce you, man and wife. You may kiss the bride, Johnny.