Cancellation of Afrobeat band Shokazoba at Hampshire College's Hampshire Halloween creates controversy | masslive.com

Man you can't amke this stuff up. Afrobeat Band Shokazoba had to sign an extensive contract stating they would not be racist, sexist, homophobic yada yadda yadda with prissy northeastern US liberal arts college. And then they get fired the day of teh show for being too white!

And people wonder why Aliens refuse to visit us.

Can you imagine first contact being us eating one of them by mistake......maybe that`s why there are no reports of UFOs or abductions in China

Aliens would prefer to eat white liberals for being organic and grain fed vegetarians and such. Kind of taste like squirrels do, all soft and sweet due to all the berries and seeds they eat. They wouldn't eat TeaBirchers because they taste too much like McDonald's and pork rinds. Probably come out the nether end in the same way McDonald's usually does too.

white liberals would be extremely bland

Welcome to the new benchmark for irony. Or is it idiocy?

The Gawker article said there were only two black people at the college which means the offended parties are all a bunch of twee hipster white doofuses. "I'm not black (thank you, God I don't believe in most of the time) but I'm outraged, OUTRAGED I tell you, on the behalf of black people everywhere! Free Mumia!". Fuck you and go drink some battery acid, assholes.