What would you do if you could be invisible?

Follow Olivia Wilde to the Shower

I'd rather not say.

Convince the Pope he was talking to god.

Fight Crime.

Go everywhere naked.

I pretty much do that already!

You know age and all.

I'd start sucker punching drug dealers and pimps into unconsciousness and rob them of all their cash. They're evil and I could put the money to much better uses than they would. I'd mete out the justice that society is too scared to do itself!

I'd also start sneaking into executive washrooms and not flush the toilet when I was done. Man, that would really make all good ol' executive-class frat boys like totally blow their minds!

Robin Hood



p.s. a young Slovak guy, Adam Janosik, was playing in the World Juniors.

Janosik is the Slovak Robin Hood, so watch for young Adam stealing the puck...

Superman walks into the Super Heroes private clubhouse. He's sporting a real nasty shiner. Green Lantern looks up from his beer and says Hey Supe, what the hell happened to you"???
Superman, sheepishly, says " I was flying over Metropolis, just passing over Wonder Woman's condo, and I look down, and to my amazement she's lying on her balconie,on a blanket, her eyes closed, and just writhing, and bucking to beat all hell! I didn't want to pass on such an opportunity, so I pulled down the front of my tights and swooped right in. How the hell was I sposed to know that she was fucking the Invisible Man"!!!

Sneak in and replace your



with this:

That wasn't my first thought.....but I like it......