Teen's Murder Defense: I am a Vampire. And a Werewolf


Law & Order | 206900 hits | Oct 03 6:45 am | Posted by: QBall
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Stephanie Pistey, a Florida teenager, is accused of luring a 16-year-old boy to a remote area so her friends could kill him. The story is tragic enough, but it takes a bizarre twist: Pistey claims that she and her four co-defendants are part of a vampire

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  1. by avatar Bacardi4206
    Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:07 pm
    Maybe those zombie apocalypse movies are all wrong, the zombies were all just retarded teens who thought they were zombies after watching a zombie flick. Beware the zombie apocalypse.

  2. by avatar Guy_Fawkes
    Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:28 pm
    Lock em up, Im sure they will do plenty of sucking in prison.

  3. by avatar commanderkai
    Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:39 pm
    Shouldn't he be trying to kill herself. Hell, even Twilight had the Vampire vs. Werewolf hatred. So yeah.

    Basically, Fuck you and your Defense.

  4. by avatar r_p
    Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:41 pm
    no problem; pentobarbital and potassium chloride will work on bats and dogs too.

  5. by avatar CommanderSock
    Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:54 pm
    Stake through the heart then?

  6. by avatar Dragon-Dancer
    Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:31 pm
    A defense otherwise known as "I'm a loon, please treat me as such."

  7. by Thanos
    Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:20 pm
    "I am a Vampire. And a Werewolf".

    And a massive fucktard too.
    :roll:

  8. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:53 pm
    Charlie Sheen was here.

  9. by avatar SprCForr Gold Member
    Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:30 pm
    Vampires would have no rights under the US Constitution. They aren't human.

  10. by avatar raydan
    Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:18 pm
    "SprCForr" said
    Vampires would have no rights under the US Constitution. They aren't human.

    Same as corporations??? :?


    Well that explains a lot. 8O

  11. by avatar SprCForr Gold Member
    Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:30 am
    Needs sunlight, lot's and lot's of sunlight.

  12. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:48 am
    smells like an undead dog.

  13. by MaineUSAGuy
    Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:21 pm
    He needs to have a stake shoved up his ass and shot with a silver bullet!!!! :evil:

  14. by avatar Benn
    Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:40 am
    "CommanderSock" said
    Stake through the heart then?


    True, is it really a death sentence if the person is undead?

    Tell her that riddle, I bet she becomes sane really fast.



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