Dutch subway slide makes public transit fun

I can has lawsuit?

We're Dutch, we don't do lawsuit.

When you break your leg on something like this (or the stairs next to slide), you go to the hospital, costs are covered. If you can't go to work, you use sick days that are paid, except for the 1st one.
There is NOTHING to sue over. Sorry.

That is awesome!

Except for things the human body shop can't find replacement parts for, i.e. eyeballs and frontal lobes.

Life is so strange when its changin', yes indeed
Well I've seen the hard times and the pressure's been on me
But I keep on workin' like the workin' man do
And I've got my act together, gonna walk all over you


Gimme back my eyeballs
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun
Ain't gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back my eyeballs

Except for things the human body shop can't find replacement parts for, i.e. eyeballs and frontal lobes.
You still do not sue the company who build it, nor the city who placed it. You would not stand a chance.
We call that "personal responsibility and common sense". You don't HAVE to take the slide, you know, and when you do, you do that out of your own free will, knowingly taking the risk of "losing an eye", as you like to call it.

When an accident happens, you get compensated for your losses. Your car gets fixed, your hospital stay is paid for, the hours you miss at work are paid for. We don't have a "sue for massive amounts of money because I am emotionally hurt"-culture. We are too down to earth. Own your shit. It is really that simple.

If you do not want to risk breaking a leg on a slide, DON'T GO ON THE DAMNED SLIDE.

for Utrecht!

Damn Brenda, what a sensible way of thinking.

See what having a country of dope smokers does to ya ?

Yea, they find fun shit to do!

It's just that there is nothing to sue, since you don't lose any money if you break a leg. We just don't have that "I don't get my way so now I sue for $1M"- culture...