Iran to send Monkey into Space

Why not just send Amadinejad into space? He sort of looks like a monkey with that silly beard of his.

Take the real monkey and make him President, he would do a better job at being President the Amadinejad.

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So they're only 50 years behind the times.

Where does Iran launch their rockets from? I don't trust scientists working for a theocratic government, and those downrange from the launch site should watch out for falling monkeys

The real reason to do an orbital launch is to tell the world that you have ICBM capabilities.

True, I'm sure Israel will keep an eye on this. The Israeli Air Force may be planning a surprise visit to The Iranian Missile Complex.

That's if the rocket launch is successful.

All the more reason for having Amadinejad on board.

They were going to send a woman into space, but unfortunately, they found that she wouldn't be able to stay ten paces behind the rocket, so the plan was scrapped.

I heard she needed a male escort, and they didn't have a two-man capsule

Does the camel know about this?





-J.

You Yanks need to send a drone in there right now. Buy a French one and it might just get there and you can blame that lot.

I heard that the monkey was wearing a bomb vest and that the capsule was supposed to reenter somewhere near Tel Aviv.

When is PETA going to Iran to protest this?