Large Hadron Collider rumoured to have found God Particle


Science | 209427 hits | Apr 24 6:54 am | Posted by: Curtman
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One of the main scientific goals of the huge £6 billion atom smasher was to prove the existence of the Higgs boson, a theoretical particle believed to give everything in the universe mass.

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  1. by avatar andyt
    Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:44 pm
    Exciting, but a bit premature.

  2. by avatar sandorski
    Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:00 pm
    What does it Command?

  3. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:29 am
    is faith that it exists enough?

  4. by avatar sandorski
    Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:38 am
    "ShepherdsDog" said
    is faith that it exists enough?


    I must do Its' Bidding!

  5. by avatar raydan
    Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:49 am
    leaked internal memo...
    unconfirmed...
    could be...
    a theoretical particle...

    WOW, are you guys sure about this!!! :lol:


    When these particles start burning HIS image on slices of toast, then I'll believe. 8O

  6. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:52 am
    Some scientists are now claiming that all other particles are false and must be destroyed.

  7. by avatar raydan
    Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:57 am
    If Muslins start saying that these are Mohammed particles, we may have a sub-atomic war on our hands. :?

  8. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:59 am
    Nope it'll be the wave theorists who take out the particle theorists....or maybe the string theorists.

  9. by avatar sandorski
    Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:21 am
    We don't know exactly when the war began, but we do know that it was us who struck the Metaphors.

  10. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:23 am
    But, did you join forces with the conjunctions to do so?

  11. by avatar 2Cdo
    Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:49 pm
    Sounds like a Tom Hanks movie. :oops:

  12. by avatar DrCaleb
    Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:45 pm
    Nope.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story ... e-lhc.html

    One theory for the non-discovery of the Higgs Boson says that any reality in which the Boson is discovered, the Boson itself terminates and reverts back to a timeline where it was never discovered. Solipsism at it's finest! ;)

  13. by avatar raydan
    Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:55 pm
    "DrCaleb" said
    Nope.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story ... e-lhc.html

    One theory for the non-discovery of the Higgs Boson says that any reality in which the Boson is discovered, the Boson itself terminates and reverts back to a timeline where it was never discovered. Solipsism at it's finest! ;)

    In this reality, I'd forgotten that you were going to say that, but when you said it, the fact that I'd forgotten reverted back to a timeline when I still remembered that you were going to say it... and when I actually knew, and cared, what Solipsism meant. 8O

  14. by avatar DrCaleb
    Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:49 pm
    "raydan" said
    Nope.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story ... e-lhc.html

    One theory for the non-discovery of the Higgs Boson says that any reality in which the Boson is discovered, the Boson itself terminates and reverts back to a timeline where it was never discovered. Solipsism at it's finest! ;)

    In this reality, I'd forgotten that you were going to say that, but when you said it, the fact that I'd forgotten reverted back to a timeline when I still remembered that you were going to say it... and when I actually knew, and cared, what Solipsism meant. 8O

    I'm not entirely sure you exist at all. But, you were just thinking the same thing about me.

    And no one seems to remember that Prof. Higgs called it the 'God ' particle for a reason!



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