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Man asks for police protection from sex-crazed

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Man asks for police protection from sex-crazed wife


World | 207176 hits | Feb 03 1:09 pm | Posted by: snookums
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A desperate Turkish man living in Germany has turned to the police for protection from his wife's constant demands for sex, authorities said Wednesday.

Comments

  1. by avatar saturn_656
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:39 pm
    Gee, I feel bad for this guy... lol

  2. by avatar Brenda
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:47 pm
    It's funny that you say that, because if it was the other way around, it would be rape within the marriage...

  3. by avatar saturn_656
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:50 pm
    If my wife "demanded" sex from me, I'd look at it as more of a challenge than an attempt to rape me...

    but hey, that's just me.

  4. by avatar 2Cdo
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:53 pm
    "Brenda" said
    It's funny that you say that, because if it was the other way around, it would be rape within the marriage...


    With said husband going to jail and the wife getting sympathy and support from all sides.

    This guy, on the other hand, becomes an internet joke.

  5. by avatar Brenda
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:58 pm
    "2Cdo" said
    It's funny that you say that, because if it was the other way around, it would be rape within the marriage...


    With said husband going to jail and the wife getting sympathy and support from all sides.

    This guy, on the other hand, becomes an internet joke.
    Exactly.

  6. by avatar Brenda
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:00 pm
    "saturn_656" said
    If my wife "demanded" sex from me, I'd look at it as more of a challenge than an attempt to rape me...

    but hey, that's just me.

    Until it happens to you. 7 times a day is not a challenge anymore. It's another chore while you are tired and sore from the other 6 times THAT DAY. (may i remind you, 7 days a week, 365 days a year?)


    Okay, I pulled those numbers out of my ass, but you get the point :lol:

  7. by avatar saturn_656
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:06 pm
    "Brenda" said
    If my wife "demanded" sex from me, I'd look at it as more of a challenge than an attempt to rape me...

    but hey, that's just me.

    Until it happens to you. 7 times a day is not a challenge anymore. It's another chore while you are tired and sore from the other 6 times THAT DAY. (may i remind you, 7 days a week, 365 days a year?)


    Okay, I pulled those numbers out of my ass, but you get the point :lol:

    I was going to say, "where did it say that?" :lol:

    I'm sorry, but I would love to have this guy's problems. Seven times a day sounds like alot, but if you're "quick" about it you can do that within an hour or two, total.

    Look at it as exercise... an investment in your future health.

  8. by avatar Brenda
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:08 pm
    "saturn_656" said
    If my wife "demanded" sex from me, I'd look at it as more of a challenge than an attempt to rape me...

    but hey, that's just me.

    Until it happens to you. 7 times a day is not a challenge anymore. It's another chore while you are tired and sore from the other 6 times THAT DAY. (may i remind you, 7 days a week, 365 days a year?)


    Okay, I pulled those numbers out of my ass, but you get the point :lol:

    I was going to say, "where did it say that?" :lol:

    I'm sorry, but I would love to have this guy's problems. Seven times a day sounds like alot, but if you're "quick" about it you can do that within an hour or two, total.

    Look at it as exercise... an investment in your future health.
    "quick" wouldn't satisfy her...

  9. by avatar saturn_656
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:08 pm
    maybe that's why she keeps coming back for more.

  10. by Regina  Gold Member
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:24 pm
    Well if she wants to ride him like a pony, maybe she should start earlier so he can get some sleep. :P

  11. by avatar Pseudonym
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:35 pm
    There are goods and services to take care of that kind of problem for ya.

  12. by avatar raydan
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:39 pm
    The only thing that comes to me are the now famous words of Bugs Bunny...

    What a maroon!!! 8O

  13. by Canadian_Mind
    Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:51 pm
    I like having sex before breakfast, at lunch (if I'm home), after work, after dinner, and before bed... sometimes even in the middle of the night if both of us wake up and are in the mood. I'm afraid I can't put myself in this guy's shoes. Only way I could see this being a problem is if they fuck constantly between 10pm and 6am.

  14. by avatar sandorski
    Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:00 am
    Why get the Government involved? Doesn't have any friends??

    :x :x :lol:



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