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Burglars snort cremated man's ashes

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Burglars snort cremated man's ashes


Strange | 207086 hits | Jan 20 11:23 pm | Posted by: Hyack
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MIAMI - Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff’s deputies said Wednesday.

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  1. by avatar GreenTiger
    Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:40 pm
    Burglars aren't too bright.

  2. by avatar PostFactum
    Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:54 pm
    Criminal teens need some antilaw cources, because to be in prison with what they are doing is the shame of all generations of burglars during the human history.

  3. by avatar martin14
    Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:09 pm
    Useless idiots :roll:

    Retroactive abortions please.

  4. by avatar GreenTiger
    Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:42 pm
    "martin14" said
    Useless idiots :roll:

    Retroactive abortions please.

    Well, If the cross some of more violent types in the Prison and piss them off they may be indeed become "retro-active abortions".

  5. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:47 pm
    Holy fuck how stupid can some people be? Cremains are like pea gravel. Doesn't even come CLOSE to resembling coke or heroin.

  6. by fatbasturd
    Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:55 pm
    "PublicAnimalNo9" said
    Holy fuck how stupid can some people be? Cremains are like pea gravel. Doesn't even come CLOSE to resembling coke or heroin.

    You should not be surprized at how shallow the gene pool can be. I once watched a fellow try to open a fucking door that opened inward(push on it)by pulling on it for over 15 minutes. I was sitting in my car rooting for this fucktard to figure it out.After 15 minutes he left. True Story .

  7. by avatar GreenTiger
    Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:12 pm
    "fatbasturd" said
    Holy fuck how stupid can some people be? Cremains are like pea gravel. Doesn't even come CLOSE to resembling coke or heroin.

    You should not be surprized at how shallow the gene pool can be. I once watched a fellow try to open a fucking door that opened inward(push on it)by pulling on it for over 15 minutes. I was sitting in my car rooting for this fucktard to figure it out.After 15 minutes he left. True Story .

    Konrad Adenauer, former Chancellor Germany made the comment once: "God places limits on our intelligence, but none whatever on our stupidity."

    He was referring to something specific, but more and more I see that this statement fits in a lot of places. These morons are just one example.

  8. by Choban
    Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:15 pm

    Konrad Adenauer, former Chancellor Germany made the comment once: "God places limits on our intelligence, but none whatever on our stupidity."

    That sums it up nicely GT.

  9. by avatar herbie
    Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:20 am
    No shit, I once had a guy bring his desktop computer into the office and bitch loudly - "The switch has a little dot on one side and a line on the other, how the fuck am supposed to know what's on and off?"

  10. by avatar Freakinoldguy
    Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:24 am
    How come I can't help thinking about Keith Richards.



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