There's a reason female squirrels are so promiscuous and it can't be blamed on their mothers. As it turns out, the randy rodents mostly sleep with whoever shows up, according to researchers at the University of Guelph.
"everytime i see you, you have someone elses nuts in your mouth!! you should be out breeding with every guy you meet, not stealing their winter-stored walnuts"
Sleep with? Don't they mean 'shag'? I can't imagine the squirrel lying down in his bed of leaves, snoozing off after he shagged the arse of a chick squirrel.....