New British nuclear submarine runs aground off Scottish coast

Oops! Not a great career move!

Doesn't look good, feather will be ruffled but in the end it's a sub doing trials. They are supposed to run it through the paces and that means the crew and the machine will have kinks to work out. It's when they ram another boomer that people should be doing the hatless dance.

I wonder if the crew will be asking Scotland for refugee status.

When you ground a $1.5 Billion dollar submarine, you're damn right someone should be doing the hatless dance, particularly since they were running on the surface at the time. It doesn't matter if they were doing trials or not unless it is proven that it was caused by a mechanical,etc, error.

No, Canada is NOT interested in your damaged, 2nd hand sub!

All the Officers on duty had better put in for retirement.

Canada want a used nuclear sub? Any takers?

Boots answered ya before you even asked

Yeah, too late on that one.

The captain will no doubt be promoted to the command of the REMF fleet flagship HMS Stout Oak.

Last transmission was "Hey let's let the woman drive."